Monolith
@tornadofist.bsky.social
he/him lurker in the skeets, GM in the 5e sheets
likes art (not mine) and cats (especially mine)
likes art (not mine) and cats (especially mine)
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Days since a cat
made me cry
Days since a cat
made me cry
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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made me cry
Days since a cat
made me cry
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Days since a cat
made me cry
Days since a cat
made me cry
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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made me cry
Days since a cat
made me cry
I use my partner's hair dryer to warm my feet in bed, but I have to hold it at crotch level under the covers and the dryer has sounded wheezy lately. I'm worried that it's going to explode like in The Brave Little Toaster and blow my dick off.
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I use my partner's hair dryer to warm my feet in bed, but I have to hold it at crotch level under the covers and the dryer has sounded wheezy lately. I'm worried that it's going to explode like in The Brave Little Toaster and blow my dick off.
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biblically accurate couch
October 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
biblically accurate couch
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made me cry
September 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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made me cry
August 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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made me cry
Days since a cat
made me cry
I played football all four years of high school without knowing the rules.
Was made varsity starting lineman based on the assumption that I'd grow into the position (my older brother is fast, smart, and a wall). Stayed slim and got run over like a speed bump for years.
Still don't know the rules!
Was made varsity starting lineman based on the assumption that I'd grow into the position (my older brother is fast, smart, and a wall). Stayed slim and got run over like a speed bump for years.
Still don't know the rules!
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I played football all four years of high school without knowing the rules.
Was made varsity starting lineman based on the assumption that I'd grow into the position (my older brother is fast, smart, and a wall). Stayed slim and got run over like a speed bump for years.
Still don't know the rules!
Was made varsity starting lineman based on the assumption that I'd grow into the position (my older brother is fast, smart, and a wall). Stayed slim and got run over like a speed bump for years.
Still don't know the rules!
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June 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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made me cry
Days since a cat
made me cry
March 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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made me cry
Days since a cat
made me cry
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Days since I've cried
over how cute a cat is
Days since I've cried
over how cute a cat is
February 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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over how cute a cat is
Days since I've cried
over how cute a cat is
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Days since I've cried
over how cute a cat is
Days since I've cried
over how cute a cat is
January 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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over how cute a cat is
Days since I've cried
over how cute a cat is
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Days since I've cried
over how cute a cat is
Days since I've cried
over how cute a cat is
January 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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over how cute a cat is
Days since I've cried
over how cute a cat is
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I heard there was a secret list
that Gygax used
When fighters missed
But you don't care 'bout combat do ya
Well it starts with lost initiative
Then a natural one when you try to hit
The DM reads the consequences to ya
Hallelujah
that Gygax used
When fighters missed
But you don't care 'bout combat do ya
Well it starts with lost initiative
Then a natural one when you try to hit
The DM reads the consequences to ya
Hallelujah
November 24, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I heard there was a secret list
that Gygax used
When fighters missed
But you don't care 'bout combat do ya
Well it starts with lost initiative
Then a natural one when you try to hit
The DM reads the consequences to ya
Hallelujah
that Gygax used
When fighters missed
But you don't care 'bout combat do ya
Well it starts with lost initiative
Then a natural one when you try to hit
The DM reads the consequences to ya
Hallelujah
Size queen in the presence of a king
November 15, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Size queen in the presence of a king
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How to Monetize a Blog
A guide on turning your diary into dollars.
modem.io
September 15, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Wife: it's time for bed, my love
Me: yes... My archenemy
Wife: ?
Me: I tried to think of the total opposite of 'my love'
Wife: there's an entire genre of fiction that would beg to differ
Me: yes... My archenemy
Wife: ?
Me: I tried to think of the total opposite of 'my love'
Wife: there's an entire genre of fiction that would beg to differ
May 14, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Wife: it's time for bed, my love
Me: yes... My archenemy
Wife: ?
Me: I tried to think of the total opposite of 'my love'
Wife: there's an entire genre of fiction that would beg to differ
Me: yes... My archenemy
Wife: ?
Me: I tried to think of the total opposite of 'my love'
Wife: there's an entire genre of fiction that would beg to differ
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i don't know if i've ever seen a plant with stronger "do not eat me" vibes than this seven pot pepper
this thing has a stinger
this thing has a stinger
March 31, 2024 at 2:26 AM
i don't know if i've ever seen a plant with stronger "do not eat me" vibes than this seven pot pepper
this thing has a stinger
this thing has a stinger
What a shame, leaving twitter behind along with my record of how often cats have made me cry from how cute they are. Thrilled to dump the blossoming retrograde culture.
October 21, 2023 at 6:36 PM
What a shame, leaving twitter behind along with my record of how often cats have made me cry from how cute they are. Thrilled to dump the blossoming retrograde culture.