Tornado Joe
@tornadojoe.bsky.social
He’ll put her on a cruise ship. She won’t count if she doesn’t land.
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
He’ll put her on a cruise ship. She won’t count if she doesn’t land.
“Continue purchasing again”. I’m guessing home-schooling or Trump U.
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Continue purchasing again”. I’m guessing home-schooling or Trump U.
I’ve been hosting meetings every month since ‘97. We’re working on it.
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I’ve been hosting meetings every month since ‘97. We’re working on it.
This is hysterical. If I had a dollar for every time y’all proclaimed the latest QB as the savior, I’d have <checks notes> 42 dollars. 😂
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is hysterical. If I had a dollar for every time y’all proclaimed the latest QB as the savior, I’d have <checks notes> 42 dollars. 😂
Me (a stenographer): <stops writing, dies>
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Me (a stenographer): <stops writing, dies>
The assclown with a gold toilet is telling parents how many toys they can buy their kids for Christmas. Is he gonna tell Baby Ellison how many media conglomerates he can buy, too?
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The assclown with a gold toilet is telling parents how many toys they can buy their kids for Christmas. Is he gonna tell Baby Ellison how many media conglomerates he can buy, too?
If he wasn’t such a flaming asshole, he’d be pathetic for being used by so many people for so many shitty purposes.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If he wasn’t such a flaming asshole, he’d be pathetic for being used by so many people for so many shitty purposes.
You’re like the poster-child for our failing mental-healthcare system.
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You’re like the poster-child for our failing mental-healthcare system.
But… she’s a canyon.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
But… she’s a canyon.
They’ll just assume it’s 4-D chess.
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They’ll just assume it’s 4-D chess.
Well that just slaps.
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Well that just slaps.
Give ‘em an hour. They’ll go lower.
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Give ‘em an hour. They’ll go lower.
Did Epstein introduce them?
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Did Epstein introduce them?
A goose snatched a what now?
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A goose snatched a what now?
Thank goodness my couch has a seatbelt so the suck didn’t pull me right into my television.
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Thank goodness my couch has a seatbelt so the suck didn’t pull me right into my television.
I’m sure he’ll be welcomed as a frequent guest on Fox News and Newsmax.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m sure he’ll be welcomed as a frequent guest on Fox News and Newsmax.
Unfortunately for him, the people who ought to hear whatever he will say won’t hear what he says because they’re all waist-deep up Fox News’s ass and FN won’t report any of it. Kinda ironic that his daddy caused the demise of the Fairness Doctrine that allows FN to bury his words.
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Unfortunately for him, the people who ought to hear whatever he will say won’t hear what he says because they’re all waist-deep up Fox News’s ass and FN won’t report any of it. Kinda ironic that his daddy caused the demise of the Fairness Doctrine that allows FN to bury his words.
It’s Alabama. Looooow tooth-to-head ratio.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s Alabama. Looooow tooth-to-head ratio.
Did AI write this for you?
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Did AI write this for you?