Justin
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Justin
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A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence. n.pr/44K1Tb9
DOJ orders prison inspectors to stop considering LGBTQ safety standards
A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Nothing #bundt cakes is just #weddingcakes for single people.

This is known, right?
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I think #EmmaStone ‘s work as of late is making me feel like she’s the next #MerylStreep. And Anne is using devil wears Prada to lip sync for her life.
#devilwearsprada2
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
People gonna #GameStop the @nytimes.com ?
September 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I feel like #masc4masc #bros take the most #hole pics. Show me the data. I feel it. #creatinehole #holepics #gay #bros4bros
August 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I just overheard someone talking about the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn and I totally forgot they existed.
August 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When he says he just finished seeing Louis CK’s stand up and you remind him of Louis CK.
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July 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Is there a community of designers and animators who’ve all created the asteroid extinction event of dinosaurs? I know I’ve seen this end of life event at least 10-15 different ways/times. I’m developing a palette but kind of eating in the dark, you know?
July 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Would you ever live in a household where others are sleeping and you’re up/leaving for work in the morning, but you hear a chirping every 30 seconds or so from a fire alarm desperate for new energy and choose to ignore it leaving it for the others to wake up to?
July 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
There’s a special place in hell for those who leave a fire alarm chirping in the morning before leaving to work.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Butt plugs.
#God made them for a reason.
July 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Are all #poly non-queers #jeep lovers because of the rubber ducky thing? Seems extreme leaving your ducks all over the place.
July 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I wish dill had more prominence in the U.S. and not just on the ranch.
July 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
#conspiracytheory do most of #genz twinks struggle with a receding hairline and that’s why they all do a mop of hair out front look?
July 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A #CalebTheron bit where he’s just looking at toast that’s been toasted to the edge and he goes “mhmm…that’s toast baby.” It then becomes the modern day #ChloeSevigny toast bit. He hates it. She hates it. They podcast about this common bond. Everybody is toast.
June 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Are #Hoka’s just the offspring of #BrooksRunning Shoes and #Scketcher’s Shape Ups? (Post lawsuit of course.)
June 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@rorycarroll.bsky.social are you the Rory boss daddy of @jalopnik.bsky.social ? I’d like to imagine you are & that you have influence over these twats at Forbes suckin Musk D w/ HLs like “You May Hate Elon But Tesla’s 2025 Model Y Is Still The EV SUV To Beat.” Can y’all mock these shitbox articles?
June 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don’t know who this is for but I’m kind of in my Ilana and Blake era.
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June 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What would be a good pickup line for a hot security guard in the middle of dealing with a drunk patron?
June 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If anyone has connects to #kruangbin, I’d like to request Evan Finds the Third Room tonight and I will do my best to channel that into the formation of an above average dance circle/formation. Thanks #makeawish
May 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
#starbucks feels like even more of a ripoff with this foam bullshit.
May 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Omg there’s a woman on this train who has a #toothgem! #hacks
May 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
When will we have a new #CrazyTaxi rideshare edition?
May 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What does it mean when a guy is giving all these hands signs in dating profile pics? 🤘🏼✌🏼🫶🏼🤙🏼
May 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Tonight’s episode of #Hacks took us into the ladies room, brought us the best poly scene ever, got me to fall in love with @jimmykimmel.com, and closed out as one of my new favorite episodes of the series.
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May 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM