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TorqueSmackey
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i can't take this shit anymore, man
a venmo push notification about a fuckin taco bell button or some shit. just a whole world full of the lamest goobers imaginable putting stuff in front of my face. earlier venmo did not send me a notification for a friend sending me Actual Money. i will vote for whoever makes marketing illegal.
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
torquesmackey.bsky.social
this is among the least-important updates i can imagine
A push notification from Google Play reading: "Important Update to Play: Now you can buy Gift Cards"
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
torquesmackey.bsky.social
i am also begging the nation of brasil not to do this
a headline that reads "ariana grande begs nation of brazil to 'not wish danger' upon her"
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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thanks for the suggestion, dumbass
my phone on november 2 suggesting I say "merry christmas" when i answer this call
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
torquesmackey.bsky.social
stinky from hey arnold looking ass
stinky. from hey arnold.
October 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
torquesmackey.bsky.social
godfather ii scene where the old guy is brought to court so his brother won't testify against the family
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
torquesmackey.bsky.social
tfw you click your first huffington post link in years
allegedly a huffington post article but completely 100% covered by some subscription ads
October 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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geared up, deploying my tactical ladder to climb over a 3 foot fence
ice dipshits looking goofy as hell climbing a ladder over a tiny fence
October 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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lots of really good user reviews of one battle after another out there
Half star rotten tomatoes review of the film by Ricardo D with text "Absolute garbage. Another Hollywood political lecture. So done with this kind of crap. Will just stick with YouTube content and anime and just start ignoring everything Hollywood pushes out."
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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lmao yeah i guess you can have a 5-person rally sure
headline "'charlie represented us' - route 9w rally honors kirk" with just four of the most smacked ass-looking douchebags you've ever seen and one dude in the background, slightly too far away to confirm how smacked of an ass he looks like.
September 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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????
Crop of a specific part of the quoted image where a person's body seems to break several natural laws. Random foot appears behind them, they are sitting between desk rows or something.
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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a bluesky account w/ name redacted replying "the historical term is #sithtroopers" re: ice agents that account's profile picture w/ face redacted showing presumably the op in a homemade adult Jedi costume with lightsaber, standing in front of some homemade star wars signs and with idk some type of big star wars box set to their left
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
torquesmackey.bsky.social
jesus christ
top 4 songs on youtube music which are all (i think) from kpop demon hunters
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
torquesmackey.bsky.social
come on, man
spam text message with the pathetic content "Please reply when available need to confirm something." not even trying to trick me.
September 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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🫡
Guardian article: "Experience: I am the World Porridge-Making Champion" with a picture of the guy looking very powerful while letting some grain fall out of his hand
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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incredible quote lmao
News story about Giuliani being injured in a car crash where some guy says Rudy "survived 9/11"
August 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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shout out to all my soup lovers and mix foods fans
Menu section for "Soups" with subtitle "For all our soup lovers" Menu section for "Mix Plates" with the subtitle "For all our mix foods fan"
August 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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#truth
August 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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hey i'm the director of the fbi and also i just frew up
kash patel standing super normal-style
August 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
torquesmackey.bsky.social
software is dumb as fuck
screenshot of a "covers and remixes" section in youtube music showing 2 original, non-remixed burial songs
August 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
torquesmackey.bsky.social
wow!
A spam text saying I was chosen for the Rachel Maddow Legacy Survey
August 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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we gotta kill this robot
the last 4-5 messages from the 2nd screenshot in the linked post
August 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Creating some powerful new lib memes from this IMDb credit
Actor credited as "POTUS" in this movie whose pic is a fucked up cartoon Quasimodo
August 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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what the fuck are you talking about
An ad from that weird "hegetsus.com" Christian group saying "Jesus struggled to meet ends meet, too" over a pic of a guy pushing a broom
July 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Lmfao
Wrestling commentator Tony Schiavone responding to someone suggesting Hogan was a long-time friend with "No. Coworker? Yes."
July 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM