Torrey
@torreyv.bsky.social
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad.
You know who stinks? Tobey. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead
March 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You know who stinks? Tobey. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead
My brain is like a sponge, if it gets too wet it stinks
February 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My brain is like a sponge, if it gets too wet it stinks
Pimento is 3 weeks! We pick her up in 39 days!
February 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pimento is 3 weeks! We pick her up in 39 days!
Have you ever looked down the cheese coolers?
February 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Have you ever looked down the cheese coolers?
I don’t really have a nickname, but a lot of people call me “Hey Mister!”
January 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don’t really have a nickname, but a lot of people call me “Hey Mister!”
Even the drop ceiling pieces are smiling 😀
January 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Even the drop ceiling pieces are smiling 😀
I don’t need a pedometer, I count my steps in my head like a normal person. I’m up to 6,789 today.
January 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don’t need a pedometer, I count my steps in my head like a normal person. I’m up to 6,789 today.
Lazy beams etching squeegees
January 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Lazy beams etching squeegees
Breakfast of champions.
January 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Breakfast of champions.