the albatross
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Kelsey, she/her 🖋️🤍 ☁️ cat lady 🐈⬛ swiftie 🕰️ survivor and other tv
ONLY ONE MORE YEAR OF POSTING THIS!! #Survivor50
May 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
ONLY ONE MORE YEAR OF POSTING THIS!! #Survivor50
Walked into the coffee shop listening to bed chem in my airpods and they were playing bed chem over the speakers
May 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Walked into the coffee shop listening to bed chem in my airpods and they were playing bed chem over the speakers
@sugarbones.bsky.social tariff eve haul 🥲💕
May 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@sugarbones.bsky.social tariff eve haul 🥲💕
Haven’t been to target in a while for obvious reasons and THEY PUT MY EYELASHES IN JAIL!!!!
April 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Haven’t been to target in a while for obvious reasons and THEY PUT MY EYELASHES IN JAIL!!!!
Hamantha timeline cleanse
April 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hamantha timeline cleanse
craving these little bitches like you would not believe……
April 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
craving these little bitches like you would not believe……
1 YEAR OF TTPD! it still has such a chokehold on me that you’d think it released last month. that rare special kind of album that seems to grow with you and show you new meanings over time. In 50 years will all this be declassified and you’ll confess why you did it?
April 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
1 YEAR OF TTPD! it still has such a chokehold on me that you’d think it released last month. that rare special kind of album that seems to grow with you and show you new meanings over time. In 50 years will all this be declassified and you’ll confess why you did it?
I saw Carolyn basically announcing she’d been cut on her Instagram story which led me to the survivor reddit which led me to this😭 Jesse also confirmed cut
March 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I saw Carolyn basically announcing she’d been cut on her Instagram story which led me to the survivor reddit which led me to this😭 Jesse also confirmed cut
I compiled a list of relevant politicians (particularly for Massachusetts residents) to call about Remeysa Ozturk. Copyable phone numbers are in the alt text. Please share and call.
March 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I compiled a list of relevant politicians (particularly for Massachusetts residents) to call about Remeysa Ozturk. Copyable phone numbers are in the alt text. Please share and call.
the way that she brings both of her babies up to snuggle with😭😭
February 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
the way that she brings both of her babies up to snuggle with😭😭
I WILL submit this draft before I leave my office today
February 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I WILL submit this draft before I leave my office today
this photo is so funny but also I would saw off my own leg with a rusty butter knife to know what was said
February 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
this photo is so funny but also I would saw off my own leg with a rusty butter knife to know what was said
For any friends who like games about finding clues and solving mysteries, I cannot recommend The Roottrees are Dead enough!! You do research on the early internet to complete a huge family tree. it’s VERY challenging. I have been obsessively playing for days until I finished today :)
February 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
For any friends who like games about finding clues and solving mysteries, I cannot recommend The Roottrees are Dead enough!! You do research on the early internet to complete a huge family tree. it’s VERY challenging. I have been obsessively playing for days until I finished today :)
THANK YOUUUU someone on etsy made a replica of the one she wore for Midnights Mayhem With Me hehehe
January 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
THANK YOUUUU someone on etsy made a replica of the one she wore for Midnights Mayhem With Me hehehe
Also Gillette N3!! 🥰
January 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Also Gillette N3!! 🥰
it was legendary, it was momentary, it was unnecessary should’ve let it stay buried what a valiant roar what a bland goodbye
January 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
it was legendary, it was momentary, it was unnecessary should’ve let it stay buried what a valiant roar what a bland goodbye
here’s my Finch code if anyone wants to be friends 🙈 this app has rly been helping me over the last month
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9F54X6YBYT
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
here’s my Finch code if anyone wants to be friends 🙈 this app has rly been helping me over the last month
9F54X6YBYT
9F54X6YBYT
Found 3 spice village houses in the antique market but they were $60 EACH … pain
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Found 3 spice village houses in the antique market but they were $60 EACH … pain
May I offer you a warm ham in these trying times
January 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
May I offer you a warm ham in these trying times
New sweater + new glasses + great meeting with my advisor I AM UNSTOPPABLE TODAY
January 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
New sweater + new glasses + great meeting with my advisor I AM UNSTOPPABLE TODAY