When they go low, we kick them while they're down.

The number of times I have followed something up with "I still do, but I used to too."

Yeah, when it's a comedian telling a pretty well-worn joke. But if it's the guy who didn't get the promotion you got making you look like a racist to get you fired? Every one of us knows someone petty enough to fake evidence for their own benefit.

Really just joining the War on Cancer on the side of cancer.

Steve Jobs got the one treatable kind of pancreatic cancer and died because instead of using his resources, he decided to treat it with acupuncture and fruit juice.

Right? I might have to stop telling people that the demonym for people from Illinois is "Illinoyance".

As a Wisconsin resident, fucking ditto. I was giddy when Evers used the line-item veto to fund schools for the next 400 years, especially when the news had Robin Vos talking about how it was completely unprecedented, immediately followed by Tommy Thompson talking about how he did this all the time.

Speaking as someone tangentially connected to two of the involved communities, I've suggested that a friend reach out to you on this because only she has both the spite and the deep lore necessary to really take this to the level I want to see it hit.

Black Mesa Lives Matter.