Torven
torven42.bsky.social
Torven
@torven42.bsky.social
I shot the serif,
but I did not shoot the Calibri.
So, I know we say this so much it has little meaning anymore, but there's no way this is legal, right? Isn't tax code set by Congress?
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Right now the top of his feed is a painting of, as best I can tell, him staring into the fires of hell.
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Meanwhile, Paul Rudd in this photo is 9 years older than Lloyd was in that one.
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yes, Commisar, but I did bring the melta gun.
December 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hello there.
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Been true the entire time.
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I mean...
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
If you are unfamiliar with it, The Camp of the Saints is a SUPER racist novel about Western civilization being overrun by migrants from Africa and Asia.
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Vance's last Thanksgiving dinner...
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Mamdani knows Talk No Jutsu
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"Heeeeey, Satan..."
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Horrible conflation of Stephen Miller's description of Mamdani before the meeting, and that episode of South Park he watched last night...

"Hey, Satan..."
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oh, it gets better...
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This is the one that made me say, "Jesus Christ," out loud. Literally arguing over where he and Trump were accused of raping someone.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Yes, I was having trouble finding it, because it's filed about 1,000 documents earlier than the email it is responding to, but it is 100% real.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Deleted my last reply. I found it in the dump at document 031661
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Well, not with that attitude.
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
For context:
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The mind goblin approves.
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM