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British voters backed two serial fraudsters - Johnson and Farage - in 2016 and 2019. they got poverty, chaos and division in return. if they back this charlatan again they will claim back the crown from America of being the thickest electorate
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
British voters backed two serial fraudsters - Johnson and Farage - in 2016 and 2019. they got poverty, chaos and division in return. if they back this charlatan again they will claim back the crown from America of being the thickest electorate
if there is anyone out there who thinks the telegraph has any credibility left, the mental health crisis is even worse than we thought
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
if there is anyone out there who thinks the telegraph has any credibility left, the mental health crisis is even worse than we thought
a friend texted me from abroad this morning. it said
‘is Matt Goodwin still an obnoxious bigot?’
it looks like the answer is yes
‘is Matt Goodwin still an obnoxious bigot?’
it looks like the answer is yes
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
a friend texted me from abroad this morning. it said
‘is Matt Goodwin still an obnoxious bigot?’
it looks like the answer is yes
‘is Matt Goodwin still an obnoxious bigot?’
it looks like the answer is yes
you mean like this?
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
you mean like this?
wow it turns out there has been
one Brexit benefit after all
one Brexit benefit after all
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
wow it turns out there has been
one Brexit benefit after all
one Brexit benefit after all
sure, Reform are likely to crash the economy, but on the plus side, they’ll make sure white actors dominate public advertising and that will no doubt bring the feek good factor back to Britain
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
sure, Reform are likely to crash the economy, but on the plus side, they’ll make sure white actors dominate public advertising and that will no doubt bring the feek good factor back to Britain
if Reform win the next election, this deranged bigot will have a senior cabinet post
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
if Reform win the next election, this deranged bigot will have a senior cabinet post
looks like Oxford is hosting the next bout between heavyweight bigots who masquaerade as ‘thinkers’
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
looks like Oxford is hosting the next bout between heavyweight bigots who masquaerade as ‘thinkers’
Mike Johnson:
October 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Mike Johnson:
noted moron and ugly bigot Robert Jenrick is accusing someone else of having a chequered past
October 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
noted moron and ugly bigot Robert Jenrick is accusing someone else of having a chequered past
an appropriate and measured response to the shocking speech by Keir Starmer that one would expect from the finest minds in the Tory media
October 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
an appropriate and measured response to the shocking speech by Keir Starmer that one would expect from the finest minds in the Tory media
anyone got the stats on how many cops have been assaulted by Palestine Action?
September 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
anyone got the stats on how many cops have been assaulted by Palestine Action?
does Trump have bones? he looks more like Peter Griffin in the episode where he has none
July 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
does Trump have bones? he looks more like Peter Griffin in the episode where he has none
Ted Cruz talking about ‘theocratic lunatics’
May 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ted Cruz talking about ‘theocratic lunatics’
‘the mindful squirrel loses all the nuts’
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
‘the mindful squirrel loses all the nuts’
started……..going
April 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
started……..going
starting to think that maybe they don’t care about antisemitism at all
March 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
starting to think that maybe they don’t care about antisemitism at all