Seiso🔞
@totallynotseiso.bsky.social
Internet friendships are written on water; personas often speak louder than people, yet sometimes, someone real is behind the screen.
'tis the season to be hor- jolly.
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
'tis the season to be hor- jolly.
A cat on your bed.
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A cat on your bed.
Boo(bies).
Check my pinned post on X for information on how I'm doing.
Check my pinned post on X for information on how I'm doing.
August 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Boo(bies).
Check my pinned post on X for information on how I'm doing.
Check my pinned post on X for information on how I'm doing.
Feelings of missing out are at an all time high so I'm taking this time to recharge my social battery. Y'all stay safe out there.
July 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Feelings of missing out are at an all time high so I'm taking this time to recharge my social battery. Y'all stay safe out there.
"Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."
"For the last time, it's 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'"
"For the last time, it's 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'"
July 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."
"For the last time, it's 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'"
"For the last time, it's 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'"
Today is the Lord's Day—have you prayed?
June 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Today is the Lord's Day—have you prayed?
What do you mean, "Is that a grenade in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?"
It's a grenade. Obviously.
It's a grenade. Obviously.
June 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
What do you mean, "Is that a grenade in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?"
It's a grenade. Obviously.
It's a grenade. Obviously.
One more thing: a quiet life, or a blaze of glory?
June 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
One more thing: a quiet life, or a blaze of glory?
Tranquillitas per aequilibrium.
June 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Tranquillitas per aequilibrium.
Chicken ______?
❌jockey
✅banana
❌jockey
✅banana
June 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Chicken ______?
❌jockey
✅banana
❌jockey
✅banana
I think you and I both know this is your fault.
May 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I think you and I both know this is your fault.
It's your turn to sing.
Don't tell me you're getting cold feet now.
Don't tell me you're getting cold feet now.
May 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It's your turn to sing.
Don't tell me you're getting cold feet now.
Don't tell me you're getting cold feet now.
Do care, did ask,
plus I love you.
plus I love you.
May 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Do care, did ask,
plus I love you.
plus I love you.
Подходи ко мне, и только закрывай дверь.
𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟.
Я хочу побыть с тобою наедине.
𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢.
𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟.
Я хочу побыть с тобою наедине.
𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢.
May 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Подходи ко мне, и только закрывай дверь.
𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟.
Я хочу побыть с тобою наедине.
𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢.
𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟.
Я хочу побыть с тобою наедине.
𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢.
Hump Day? Hump Day.
May 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hump Day? Hump Day.
What? It's laundry day.
May 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What? It's laundry day.
I agree... the moon does look pretty from here.
May 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I agree... the moon does look pretty from here.
You: "Is she into me?"
Your friend: "Follow your heart."
Your heart:
Your friend: "Follow your heart."
Your heart:
May 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You: "Is she into me?"
Your friend: "Follow your heart."
Your heart:
Your friend: "Follow your heart."
Your heart: