Lenovo Pro 7i or Asus ROG Strix G16. Both have a Silent Mode you can enable to reduce fan noise in noise-sensitive situations.

If you're using peripherals like mice, monitors, and a keyboard you might also look into a docking station. Anything with USB-C compatibility should work with those.

Thanks for typing up your findings! Someone else confirmed that the same is true for the PS5 version a bit later.

Has issues on disc/cart though (this is from their Discord).

Is this with the princess wand? I remember grinding out the platinum by spamming these against Pyramid Heads, my Vita speakers sounded like they were trying to convey the sound of an exploding star (and the game crashed several times lol).