Ever just walk around a little slower? Feels luxurious.
May 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ever just walk around a little slower? Feels luxurious.
Ran into my old friend Charles Darwin. That guy hasn’t changed a bit.
January 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ran into my old friend Charles Darwin. That guy hasn’t changed a bit.
The girl in the club line was the most uncompostable person I’ve ever seen.
January 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The girl in the club line was the most uncompostable person I’ve ever seen.
Got my Covid booster today.
I’m autistic-er
I’m autistic-er
December 21, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Got my Covid booster today.
I’m autistic-er
I’m autistic-er
My friends deducing if:
1) Alcohol kills brain cells
2) holding back sneezes also kills brain cells
Spend the night trying to sneeze themselves drunk and nearly pissing themselves laughing doing it.
I love them so much.
1) Alcohol kills brain cells
2) holding back sneezes also kills brain cells
Spend the night trying to sneeze themselves drunk and nearly pissing themselves laughing doing it.
I love them so much.
December 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
My friends deducing if:
1) Alcohol kills brain cells
2) holding back sneezes also kills brain cells
Spend the night trying to sneeze themselves drunk and nearly pissing themselves laughing doing it.
I love them so much.
1) Alcohol kills brain cells
2) holding back sneezes also kills brain cells
Spend the night trying to sneeze themselves drunk and nearly pissing themselves laughing doing it.
I love them so much.
I have the attention span of an avocado ripeness.
December 17, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I have the attention span of an avocado ripeness.
What’s a mid life crisis? Why wait so long?
December 11, 2024 at 1:27 PM
What’s a mid life crisis? Why wait so long?
About 3/4 into an 80’s metal song when they drop the guitars for vocals and drums to do the chorus again
December 4, 2024 at 8:23 PM
About 3/4 into an 80’s metal song when they drop the guitars for vocals and drums to do the chorus again
- Teach logical fallacies in school
- Make a movie where it shows debate clubs are cool and start debate clubs
- just try 20 minutes without your phone to start
Movement to reprogram brains for listening to understand, not listening to reply
- Make a movie where it shows debate clubs are cool and start debate clubs
- just try 20 minutes without your phone to start
Movement to reprogram brains for listening to understand, not listening to reply
December 2, 2024 at 2:47 PM
- Teach logical fallacies in school
- Make a movie where it shows debate clubs are cool and start debate clubs
- just try 20 minutes without your phone to start
Movement to reprogram brains for listening to understand, not listening to reply
- Make a movie where it shows debate clubs are cool and start debate clubs
- just try 20 minutes without your phone to start
Movement to reprogram brains for listening to understand, not listening to reply
If you were a drunk; we’d drink to your bad habits
If you were over weight; I’d stuff you like a foie-gras goose
if you were depressed; I’d buy you a mirror
I’m romantic like machine learning.
If you were over weight; I’d stuff you like a foie-gras goose
if you were depressed; I’d buy you a mirror
I’m romantic like machine learning.
November 27, 2024 at 11:58 PM
If you were a drunk; we’d drink to your bad habits
If you were over weight; I’d stuff you like a foie-gras goose
if you were depressed; I’d buy you a mirror
I’m romantic like machine learning.
If you were over weight; I’d stuff you like a foie-gras goose
if you were depressed; I’d buy you a mirror
I’m romantic like machine learning.
I’m so fresh I smell like dryer sheets. I’m also horrible toxic.
November 27, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I’m so fresh I smell like dryer sheets. I’m also horrible toxic.
For sale: gifted crocs, never worn.
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
For sale: gifted crocs, never worn.
Been scraping all my kid's leftover food into a cardboard box and sending it to Africa. History will not repeat itself on my watch. Then I found a like button and absolved myself way faster
November 23, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Been scraping all my kid's leftover food into a cardboard box and sending it to Africa. History will not repeat itself on my watch. Then I found a like button and absolved myself way faster
Did you know Van Gogh could have doubled his sales if he cut off his other ear? The marketing department said so.
November 23, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Did you know Van Gogh could have doubled his sales if he cut off his other ear? The marketing department said so.
Ate a wish chip last night and wished for world peace. So gonna keep an eye on that
November 23, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Ate a wish chip last night and wished for world peace. So gonna keep an eye on that
On vacation with a TV in our room. Just catching up on this new skin care technology. Apparently I'm one healthy sneeze away from collapsing into a pile of dust.
November 23, 2024 at 2:13 AM
On vacation with a TV in our room. Just catching up on this new skin care technology. Apparently I'm one healthy sneeze away from collapsing into a pile of dust.
Oh driving with its windshield picture-framing movements
November 23, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Oh driving with its windshield picture-framing movements
Roller coasters life: enjoy the view on the way up and scream into the lows
November 23, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Roller coasters life: enjoy the view on the way up and scream into the lows
Follow your heart like Butterbean
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Follow your heart like Butterbean
Buddhism: nothing is possible
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Buddhism: nothing is possible
Wanna work for the props department of a Japanese game show
November 23, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Wanna work for the props department of a Japanese game show
Plastic surgery results like a divide by zero
November 23, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Plastic surgery results like a divide by zero
Quantum costume: i’m actually really social and graceful until observed.
November 23, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Quantum costume: i’m actually really social and graceful until observed.
Fact: electric witches ride vacuum cleaners
November 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Fact: electric witches ride vacuum cleaners
He’s got computer programmer shoulders
November 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
He’s got computer programmer shoulders