Chris Yule
@toucanmacaw.bsky.social
Storyteller. Outside and in the Green. Tales woven, spun and retold.
Curator, Orator, Creator.
Curator, Orator, Creator.
I'm getting an "eject the warp core!" vibe.
September 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm getting an "eject the warp core!" vibe.
Firing these freeloading parasites into space was my fervent wish but my launch system differed slightly.
April 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Firing these freeloading parasites into space was my fervent wish but my launch system differed slightly.
He wrote in praise of folly but I suspect that he would find this crowd take it to ridiculous extremes.
February 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
He wrote in praise of folly but I suspect that he would find this crowd take it to ridiculous extremes.
My daughter fights crime and corruption, her powers fuelled only by lollipops and kittens.
February 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My daughter fights crime and corruption, her powers fuelled only by lollipops and kittens.
If your wife is stage-managing 'The Sound of Music', please do the following:
1. Choose your shopping bag carefully.
2. Check there are no props in the bottom.
3. Under no circumstances pull out a large, red piece of fabric at the checkout in Tesco in Haddington.
...continued
1. Choose your shopping bag carefully.
2. Check there are no props in the bottom.
3. Under no circumstances pull out a large, red piece of fabric at the checkout in Tesco in Haddington.
...continued
January 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
If your wife is stage-managing 'The Sound of Music', please do the following:
1. Choose your shopping bag carefully.
2. Check there are no props in the bottom.
3. Under no circumstances pull out a large, red piece of fabric at the checkout in Tesco in Haddington.
...continued
1. Choose your shopping bag carefully.
2. Check there are no props in the bottom.
3. Under no circumstances pull out a large, red piece of fabric at the checkout in Tesco in Haddington.
...continued
So Tiktok is gone.
Shame.
Shame.
January 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
So Tiktok is gone.
Shame.
Shame.
If these people spent less time pointing at potholes and more time filling them in...
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If these people spent less time pointing at potholes and more time filling them in...
President Trump is pushing for the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, when it is well known that the Gulf of America lies between his left ear and his right.
#gulfofmexico
#gulfofamerica
#trump
#gulfofmexico
#gulfofamerica
#trump
January 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
President Trump is pushing for the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, when it is well known that the Gulf of America lies between his left ear and his right.
#gulfofmexico
#gulfofamerica
#trump
#gulfofmexico
#gulfofamerica
#trump
What I ordered. What I got.
December 20, 2024 at 10:22 AM
What I ordered. What I got.