TourGuideTed
tourguideted.bsky.social
TourGuideTed
@tourguideted.bsky.social
Furry Travel Writer
Owner of StuffieStuff - emporium to stuffies with a bearsonal service
Digital Stuffie & Anipal Calendar Editor
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Happy birthday Olly
@OllyTed
& Gecko
@GeckoComms
🥳🎂

Hello👋🏽 today we will make Gingerbread Cookies to raise money 💰 for Pancreatic Cancer 👍🏽, then we'll sit in front of the Television📺, eating Stuffing🍴
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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The Absurdity of asking me to Use Less Stuff 🤯 Pay Back Your Parents 👫with some Beaujolais Nouveau🍷 while keeping the Peanut 🥜 Butter Fudge🍬 for yourself!
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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We are having a Bad Day 🤯today as we celebrate World Toilet Day🚽 while Camping⛺️. Then made it worse by Playing Monopoly🎲. I think I'll have a Caffeinated Carbonated Beverage 🍻 to recover.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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After a lovely hike 🚶🏽‍♂️(who am I kidding? 😉) let's enjoy some Homemade Bread 🍞 and Baklava 🤤, washed down with some Zinfandel 🥂 Cheers!
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Happy birthday Glenda & Buddy (Kimi-FB) 🎂

Dear Mom, as a Philanthropic act, I Packed Your Lunch, Cleaned Out the Refrigerator, then took out the Recycling. I made a Bundt Cake for the Drummer's Club & watched a Steve Irwin video. Hope you enjoyed my letter, TGT
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Happy birthday Kylie (Kimi-FB)🎂

It's American Teddy Bear🧸Day! Loosen Up Lighten Up🤷& put on the Family PJs🎽. Eat so many Pickles🥒🥒 your Diabetes💉kicks in & drive to the Operating Room🏥 to see the Nurse👩‍⚕️. Don't forget your Seat Belt!🚗
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Be Kind ❤️ today and Hug 🫂 a Musician 🎸🎻🎺🎷🎹🪕🥁 (why are drums & banjo here? 😜 ), maybe give them a Tempranillo 🍷
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Happy birthday Edward @MrEdwardTed & Ted Bearemy @BearemyTed 🎂

It's Happy Hour so let's get a Pizza 🍕 with the Works 🍅🫒🌶️🫑🥒🥬🥦🫛🧄🧅🥕🥔🌰🫘🧀🧀✖️🐟 except Anchovies! (Phew) and some French Dip🧫 to dip it in! It'll stave off Pneumonia 🤧, I heard!
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Happy birthday Brigadier Roland @Emergency_Teds Knut @brombelbeer1 Olivia @ewan_bear & Rose @stanleygiffiths 🎂

It's Armistice/Remembrance Day let's not forget those who gave their lives for our freedom

Then fold a wafer into a swan & put it on a sundae
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Happy birthday Duffy @DuffyBear17 🎂

The Art Museum 🖼️🎨mused on musty, misty myths such as if a cinnamon synonym is a synonym for cinnamon Pudding, in Britain? Who knows? 🍮
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Happy birthday Burnie @belbaer & Eddy Teddy(Kimi-FB) 🥳🎂🎁

After enjoying cappuccino ☕ time time on the plains with Bison 🦬 give your Pianist 🎹 a Harvey Wall banger 🍹 while you Cook Something Bold and Pungent 🧄🍲
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Why not send a formal written (in fountain pen ✍️) request to Hug A Bear! 🫂🧸
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Happy birthday Larry @Larrylovesbeer2 Doogee @brianblackcat & Barry @KoalaBarry2 🎂

Love your Red Hair on this Guy Fawkes/Bonfire Night-the🔥light will give you a fabulous glow. Be aware of Tsunamis🌊if the Fire Service 🚒use hoses to put out the bonfire!
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Happy birthday Charley Brown @TweetsOfRadar Jo Cowan @SnowCowan /FB & Max (Kimi-FB) 🎂

So, it's time to make Plankton🥪 Sandwiches for the Jellyfish - please join me [figured it would be less stingy then Jellyfish Sandwiches]
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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On this Day of the Dead 💀 we wll dance the Devilled Egg 👿🥚 Ballet 🩰in honour of Broadcast Traffic Professionals 📻🚦🚙🚒🛻🚛🚜🏍️🚲🚓
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Treat your Pet🍗🐟 ✔️
Eat Candy Corn ✔️
Create a Great Funeral ⚰️ ✔️
Enjoy some Mischief tonight 👿✔️
Removed dodgy food from your fridge on Haunted Refrigerator Night 🧀🍕🥯🍖🥓✔️
Create a Checklist✔️
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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After your Oatmeal 🍚 embrace your Hermit lifestyle with a Cat 🐈🐈‍⬛ on your lap & surfing the Internet 🛜 to learn about Strokes 😳
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Let's make an Animation 🎥 of First Responders👮🏽‍♂️👨🏽‍⚕️ giving Plush Animals🧸 and Chocolate 🍫 to Immigrants🦘🐧🦬🐅 as a kind welcome
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Remembering Toddy on his birthday @ToddyFur ❤️

Tell your Cranky Co-Worker 🤦🏽‍♂️ to #BeMoreToddy and smile. 😁 Stroking a Black Cat🐈‍⬛ may help and failing that, try drinking an American Beer 🍻
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Happy birthday Mr Bear @MrBearAndRocky & Amuela @TweetsOfRadar 🎂

Let's carve a pumpkin 🎃 and go leave it at the cemetary🪦 to add to the spooky factor. 👻Then take your Chicken Fried Steak🍗 and Mince Pies🥟 to have dinner with your favourite Mule 🫏 friend.
October 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Happy birthday Sunny Arts (CBS) & Sheila & Rotto Quokkas (Kimi-FB) 🎂

Make a Difference 🤷‍♂️ by taking your Pitbull 🐶 to Hug a Sheep 🐏 and they can both get Muddy 💦. Then it's home for Fish 🐟 and Chips 🍟 Pasta 🍝
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Let's give Tripe to the United Nations🇻🇮 😉 (they have lots) & tell everyone to get a Polio vaccination💉. Then drink Champagne🍾🥂 in celebration of Kangaroos🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘
October 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Happy birthday Bea @ScottyandHug Digby @Sunniethehoob & Travelling Teddy Bear (FB) 🎂

Put on your Crocs then Slap Your Coworker in the face with a Boston Cream Pie 🥟to celebrate Mole Day (not those in the ground but "Avogadro's Number" (whatever that is!)
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Put on a Loud Shirt🎽, then grab a pen🖊️ for today Everyone Writes ✍🏼 about going Back to the Future🚂 in order to Count Buttons🔘🔘 & feed Apples🍎 to Reptiles 🐊🐢🦖🐍, recommending them as pets🐢 to Veterans🏅🪖🫡
October 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Happy birthday Uschi (Kimi - FB) 🥳🎂🎉👨🏼‍🦳

Today's Day on Writing ✍🏼 celebrates all types of Writing. Get your Chef👩🏼‍🍳 to make Brandied Fruit 🍑🍓🥃 for Diwali 🎇 Spend time reading about Osteoporosis👩🏼‍🦽 but try to avoid Information Overload 🤯
October 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM