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touringguy.bsky.social
@touringguy.bsky.social
Make my living touring the world. Cynical optimist. Thoroughly out of love with right wing politics.
Make the world great again.
Have had the pleasure of working at one of her shows. It’s a spectacle. If you love both violin and dance you’ll be blown away.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
And then he didn’t. And that was his problem
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nah. You’re all right.

Your intended parody actually just mirrored the mood of the original.
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m not in politics but if I were and I heard that I’d secured the vote of the far right…
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They had that anyway.

If there’s one thing learned about Starmer’s leadership it’s that when there’s an open goal, he’ll deliberately put it wide. For fear of upsetting the opposition’s fans.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Fair enough. With good reason too. Imagine what it would be like if someone in total hock to an enemy power got involved in US politics.

But, from overseas we say Go Kat!
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Can non-US people contribute?

Even if not, target those “Not Sure” Kat. You got this!
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It’s the wilfulness that stuns me.

The Labour leadership could get kidnapped and replaced with AI Farages and no-one would know there was a plot afoot.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We all know intrinsically that anything will never be the end of that.
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
…but he doesn’t grumble, it’s better than the jumble
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
(1) Chas n Dave
October 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Interesting use of apostrophes on “people” rather than “your”.

Gives a lot away.
October 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Comedian merch can be tough. Definitely keep it simple and easy to transport. A merch position is a good place to meet fans after, get feedback, build mailing lists etc and maybe make a few quid in the process.
October 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You’re blessed to have lived in 2 beautiful places.
September 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Has there ever been a symbol daubed on someone else’s house that has been a gesture of goodwill?

Especially a fkn cross!
September 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s like the media coverage of the death of John Lennon. Or Elvis. Or Diana. Except for the availability of broadcast-suitable archive content, of course.
September 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM