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🧡 Dirk ☁️
@toxictestified.bsky.social
Alter in a system.

30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW

DMs open to mutuals.

Main avengingGalatea.bsky.social

💙🧡02.12.23💛💚
☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️
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Hey. I'm Dirk.

I'm part of a system. Our main account is listed in my bio.

• I'm 30. MDNI. 🔞 Bodily age in bio.
• He/Him
• Gatekeeper, HS Fictive, AU source.

I'm open to DMs. Ask me for my Discord.

I've used this handle on the bird app and Ao3.
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guess the animal
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Trying to get everyone in our server in one place at the same time is like herding cats, but I think we might have a solid chance at a 90% turnout this week.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Alright well tbh that's on me for not seeing more of me and my partner in Blitzø and Stolas.

Whoops. Sorry, Zen.
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I pulled Zen into the Hellaverse and we had a Helluva Boss marathon. The poor bastard.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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get in the water.
WIP
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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For some reason was in a Tavros mood for today, lmao

#tavros
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Subjecting my boyfriend to Rick and Morty at every opportunity.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Sending the group chat pictures of my new PC like I'm experimenting with lighting for a boudoir photoshoot.
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My new PC is coming tomorrow. I can't get the rest of my setup until Friday, but Zen is going to let me use his monitor and other things in the meantime.

Hell yeah.
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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you put this worm in my ear

#dualscar
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
New PC delivery got moved up. Should be here by Tuesday.
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ALT: a blurry picture of a man and a woman hugging each other .
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October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Putting together all of the components for my new desktop setup...

Keyboard, mouse, monitor... and I'm looking for a headset that has better voice isolation so I don't get my friends killed in our games by alerting mobs to our location in proximity chat every time a sound happens outside.
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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there's much talk about the decline of basic decency and civility after the pandemic, but before generalizing another's bad behavior as a trend, consider yourself. when was the last time you offered someone a glass of choccy milk because they're epic? made someone a cookie but eated it?
October 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So excited for my new PC.
October 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So fucking cute.
October 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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happy (late because we suck) birthday to @avenginggalatea.bsky.social / @toxictestified.bsky.social
we love you guys

#dirkjohn #homestuck
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My friends and partners made my birthday weekend fuck so severely.
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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not much free time this week
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
God damn my friends are spoiling me today.

Frankie got me flowers (and two Publix key lime pies,) and Zen ordered my new PC. 👀🎂 Hell yeah. Love you guys.
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Starting my birthday weekend with baked salmon and planning out a PC build.
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Snooping around! You don't seem to get anything done with this BREEZE following you
#Homestuck
October 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I peaked in a solo run today to the thunderous applause of my group chats.

Finally got my wolf ears.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM