people aren't measured in "better" and "worse". people are measured by how many pretzels they can squeeze into their face holes.
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
people aren't measured in "better" and "worse". people are measured by how many pretzels they can squeeze into their face holes.
I just misread "..the misty quiet" as "...the misty queef" and that's
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I just misread "..the misty quiet" as "...the misty queef" and that's
when the shopping malls die where am I supposed to get penis shaped candies and Nightmare Before Christmas tees
October 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
when the shopping malls die where am I supposed to get penis shaped candies and Nightmare Before Christmas tees
October 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I have a new deodorant that makes me smell like a candle and I like it.
September 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I have a new deodorant that makes me smell like a candle and I like it.
September 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I don't like U2 and Coldplay sounds like the sequel to U2.
September 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I don't like U2 and Coldplay sounds like the sequel to U2.
I like to look at my butterfly tramp stamp and remember the old days. I run in circles until I pass out.
September 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I like to look at my butterfly tramp stamp and remember the old days. I run in circles until I pass out.
The more polite way to ask if someone farted is "is there anything new with your butthole recently?"
August 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The more polite way to ask if someone farted is "is there anything new with your butthole recently?"
I went to smash a boulder into manageable pieces today and learned a fast lesson about proper footware.
August 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I went to smash a boulder into manageable pieces today and learned a fast lesson about proper footware.
You can point in any direction and find a thing to make the case for why capitalism is crapitalism.
June 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
You can point in any direction and find a thing to make the case for why capitalism is crapitalism.
Coffee grounds are a sometimes snack.
June 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Coffee grounds are a sometimes snack.
The pinesolberries taste like pinesolberries, lick the floor!
June 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The pinesolberries taste like pinesolberries, lick the floor!
The "mythic legacy" lightsaber should have been Vaders and not Anakins. A harbinger of death implied evil curse is cooler than "He killed a bunch of kids and then dropped it in some lava" now you're the hero
June 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The "mythic legacy" lightsaber should have been Vaders and not Anakins. A harbinger of death implied evil curse is cooler than "He killed a bunch of kids and then dropped it in some lava" now you're the hero
