Crazy way to go out and kind of shocked more people aren't talking about this, but I'll take it
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Crazy way to go out and kind of shocked more people aren't talking about this, but I'll take it
Mouth breather fo’ today, Queen?
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mouth breather fo’ today, Queen?
Pete Hegseth: "The military will be fully equipped with AI tools. Log in, learn it, and let's start using it to its fullest potential. The power is in your hands."
Me, who exploited FromSoft bosses like Iron Golem, Fire Giant, and Rennala by glitching out their programming: hey so that's a bad idea
Me, who exploited FromSoft bosses like Iron Golem, Fire Giant, and Rennala by glitching out their programming: hey so that's a bad idea
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Pete Hegseth: "The military will be fully equipped with AI tools. Log in, learn it, and let's start using it to its fullest potential. The power is in your hands."
Me, who exploited FromSoft bosses like Iron Golem, Fire Giant, and Rennala by glitching out their programming: hey so that's a bad idea
Me, who exploited FromSoft bosses like Iron Golem, Fire Giant, and Rennala by glitching out their programming: hey so that's a bad idea
Democrats 2026 strategy
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Democrats 2026 strategy
A sonic racing game is better than Mario Kart, everyone’s popping Tylenol, and the new season of Smiling Friends just started… autism has never been so hot
October 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A sonic racing game is better than Mario Kart, everyone’s popping Tylenol, and the new season of Smiling Friends just started… autism has never been so hot
what's poppin', slime
October 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
what's poppin', slime
This is the shit that pops up when you hit straight cherries on the slot machine
August 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is the shit that pops up when you hit straight cherries on the slot machine
BREAKING NEWS: Democrats expected to gain numbers with new strategy of adding more Vine Boom.mp3 to YouTube Shorts
July 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Democrats expected to gain numbers with new strategy of adding more Vine Boom.mp3 to YouTube Shorts
There is no harder proof about the inevitable death of capitalism than your own group chats. That shit stays popping on weekdays as your loved ones are doing everything they can to avoid work. On Saturdays and Sundays, you will get no responses. Everyone is out living, dancing, & loving for 48 hours
July 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There is no harder proof about the inevitable death of capitalism than your own group chats. That shit stays popping on weekdays as your loved ones are doing everything they can to avoid work. On Saturdays and Sundays, you will get no responses. Everyone is out living, dancing, & loving for 48 hours
when the american empire falls and people are forced to do the actual labor that they passed on to immigrants for decades we're gonna have sooooooo many hoarse former-middle class suburbanites. it'll be awesome. apply sunscreen, babe.
July 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
when the american empire falls and people are forced to do the actual labor that they passed on to immigrants for decades we're gonna have sooooooo many hoarse former-middle class suburbanites. it'll be awesome. apply sunscreen, babe.
My friends and I have started sending each other texts like spectacle Democrats
July 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My friends and I have started sending each other texts like spectacle Democrats
Trump so busy trying to pass that bill that he can’t take advantage of the P. Diddy verdict headlines to announce some new, horrible bullshit
July 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Trump so busy trying to pass that bill that he can’t take advantage of the P. Diddy verdict headlines to announce some new, horrible bullshit
I’m trying to think of the antithesis to the Care Bears. Best I’ve got right now is Apathy Wallabies or Contentious Fishes
June 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’m trying to think of the antithesis to the Care Bears. Best I’ve got right now is Apathy Wallabies or Contentious Fishes
“Operation Midnight Hammer” is a name that is so, so stupid. Hopefully no empirical governments catch wind of this
June 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“Operation Midnight Hammer” is a name that is so, so stupid. Hopefully no empirical governments catch wind of this
how long we got til we get 9/11 2. or 9/11 II, if you wanna stylize it.
June 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
how long we got til we get 9/11 2. or 9/11 II, if you wanna stylize it.
Actual news: Trump administration cutting federal funding for California, tipping the scales in the Republicans’ favor for total control. Sending US military into Los Angeles to end protests
CNN: check out our dumbass Broadway show tonight! 🤩🥰
CNN: check out our dumbass Broadway show tonight! 🤩🥰
June 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Actual news: Trump administration cutting federal funding for California, tipping the scales in the Republicans’ favor for total control. Sending US military into Los Angeles to end protests
CNN: check out our dumbass Broadway show tonight! 🤩🥰
CNN: check out our dumbass Broadway show tonight! 🤩🥰
Why is the cast of The Boys going to an event called Nostalgia Con. Y’all got a new season coming out next year
June 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is the cast of The Boys going to an event called Nostalgia Con. Y’all got a new season coming out next year
I feel like a lot of gamers wished for “an end to all cozy games” and the monkey’s paw curled. We just watched 20 gooner anime trailers. There’s now a multiplayer game where you run around pissing and shitting with your friends. We turned the dial back to mid-2000s dudebro gaming
June 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I feel like a lot of gamers wished for “an end to all cozy games” and the monkey’s paw curled. We just watched 20 gooner anime trailers. There’s now a multiplayer game where you run around pissing and shitting with your friends. We turned the dial back to mid-2000s dudebro gaming
This could give Hemingway a run for his money
June 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This could give Hemingway a run for his money
Niles is on a diet. I gave him a big talk on how spoiled rotten he is because all he does is cry and beg all day. He is going to assassinate me in my sleep.
June 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Niles is on a diet. I gave him a big talk on how spoiled rotten he is because all he does is cry and beg all day. He is going to assassinate me in my sleep.
Scott the Woz looks like he’s having a blast. Just living life and still hanging out with and/or employing all of his high school buddies that he made when they were all forced to go to Sunday school. Good for him.
June 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Scott the Woz looks like he’s having a blast. Just living life and still hanging out with and/or employing all of his high school buddies that he made when they were all forced to go to Sunday school. Good for him.
very funny how the danny phantom tweet grifter posted this half a year ago then dipped
how did my haters find this account before my followers? you know how crazy that is
June 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
very funny how the danny phantom tweet grifter posted this half a year ago then dipped
we're fuckin in the rayquaza truck tonight, babe
June 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
we're fuckin in the rayquaza truck tonight, babe
Pizza delivery guy getting mad because he couldn't find my house and tried to call me and went straight to voicemail. Brother I get 100 calls from robots every day now. That shit stays on silent. Figure it out
June 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Pizza delivery guy getting mad because he couldn't find my house and tried to call me and went straight to voicemail. Brother I get 100 calls from robots every day now. That shit stays on silent. Figure it out
The NBC jingle and the Ford open door alarm should collab
May 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The NBC jingle and the Ford open door alarm should collab