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The Blazers got me to give a shit about basketball again after not really caring since high school.
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Whole cartoon plus bonus rerelease of the “We Should Approve Society Somewhat” stickers now that I’ve personally lost all the objects mine were affixed to.
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Sir, Judy Bagwell could’ve been on that pole, this lady’s just got her eye on the prize.
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
This picture really clarifies how a 13 year old is out sled dragging the Secretary of Defense.
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
“Look, I only intended to be racist in private” is an interesting defense tactic.
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
All children should be able to grow up and have your quads divest themselves from your femur while you’re at work.
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I bought one and it’s been super helpful, that physical object really does the job that screen time settings don’t.
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Main takeaway from this whole deal is looking forward to finding out who I’m ranking third this election instead of Novick.
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Russia is laughing at us.
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
A bunch of Hold Steady dads’ ears just perked up.
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
It’s not Pilkey, but the First Cat in Space series by Mac Barnett & Shawn Harris has similar sensibilities and my 8-year old loves it. Those have accompanying albums for all the space sea shanties and whatnot.
January 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I will take venue emails over repeated emails about the “community” that companies think I am a part of for purchasing their wallet/pillow/other things I only need one of for the foreseeable.
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Cat Kid Comic Club is such a sneaky great way to introduce kids to the creative process
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Maybe I’m being ungenerous, but feels like the angle the EPG bloc is trying to sell is that because Council is non-partisan, it’s non-political (and centrism is the default, so inherently not political) and it’s inappropriate to have principles. See also, “we’re management, not activists.”
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I only see one Western Conference Player of the Week on this list.
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Oh it’ll certainly be worse just by virtue of it being on a narrow part of Division and not Duke, where at least cars can line up in street parking and not a travel lane if a 3rd or 4th car decides they need a Blizzard too.
December 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Man, I live near the SE Duke DQ (which is great to have in the neighborhood) and that drive thru is a mess, can’t imagine this one will somehow not be worse.
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“This’ll put some color in your cheeks” and then you blast Thor in the face with your eye lasers.
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Really enjoying deciding which all caps word gets the emphasis, lot you can do with this line.
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
No. It’s not like that.

If an article is interesting enough to you, sub for a month and get the benefit of access to the rest of that publication for the month and you’re doing the future equivalent of buying a magazine or newspaper at a newsstand.
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM