Just make a funny face in your picture. See what you can get through.

Most dates make you go in once every couple times just to update your picture.

How will they know you are a fan?

Show me a brain that isn't broken.

I've heard this take somewhere else.

He will be a clone. One of many that they'll use to build an army. They'll use that army to take over the republic. Once they have control they can restore balance to the multiverse.

There was a little due to the knife fight with the rat.

I feel you. I can't ever shave.

Adding meaningful things to social media is not the point. Therefore, you are succeeding.