However, they are still affected by eating and drinking said theobromine and caffeine based food and drink, as it can and will make them drunk. Basically, theobromine and caffeine is the canine equivalent of alcohol in The Raptordogs Universe.

Exactly.

Yes, obviously new year is a very important thing that needs to be acknowledged, but in my opinion, not celebrated to the point of staying up past midnight, over-drinking, and setting fireworks off when some people are trying to sleep. So please I politely ask you all to NOT wish me a happy new year

My god that saxophone...

Donno.