Train Track Panda
@traintrackpanda.bsky.social
Same part-time MP officer waging the same war on Leaders Eat Last, now with 0% muskiness.
Yeah my Subie is plain gray so I'm definitely not living out the values I'm espousing lmao
Now, if I ever decide to paint it? Yeah I'm gonna go for a fun color. I'm thinking Baja yellow (actual color name believe it or not), then blacken all the faux chrome trim.
Now, if I ever decide to paint it? Yeah I'm gonna go for a fun color. I'm thinking Baja yellow (actual color name believe it or not), then blacken all the faux chrome trim.
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yeah my Subie is plain gray so I'm definitely not living out the values I'm espousing lmao
Now, if I ever decide to paint it? Yeah I'm gonna go for a fun color. I'm thinking Baja yellow (actual color name believe it or not), then blacken all the faux chrome trim.
Now, if I ever decide to paint it? Yeah I'm gonna go for a fun color. I'm thinking Baja yellow (actual color name believe it or not), then blacken all the faux chrome trim.
Shoutout to actual vehicle colors, we need to bring em back if we're riding the missile to the ground being a car-centric nation. Might as well look good doing it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Shoutout to actual vehicle colors, we need to bring em back if we're riding the missile to the ground being a car-centric nation. Might as well look good doing it.
I ain't gonna lie, I'd do reprehensible things for a Toyota Sienna Woodland Edition.
34 city/36 highway, 7" of ground clearance, hybrid powertrain, AWD, roof rails, tow hitch, AND all the features of a modern minivan like ample seating and cup holders? 😩
34 city/36 highway, 7" of ground clearance, hybrid powertrain, AWD, roof rails, tow hitch, AND all the features of a modern minivan like ample seating and cup holders? 😩
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I ain't gonna lie, I'd do reprehensible things for a Toyota Sienna Woodland Edition.
34 city/36 highway, 7" of ground clearance, hybrid powertrain, AWD, roof rails, tow hitch, AND all the features of a modern minivan like ample seating and cup holders? 😩
34 city/36 highway, 7" of ground clearance, hybrid powertrain, AWD, roof rails, tow hitch, AND all the features of a modern minivan like ample seating and cup holders? 😩
Got a substantial amount of snow in my area, but I drive an Outback SO NOT LIKE IT MATTERS 😤😤
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Got a substantial amount of snow in my area, but I drive an Outback SO NOT LIKE IT MATTERS 😤😤
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We're talking supernatural levels of coincidence here.
I took the Spotify screenshot of what I was listening to right after sending my reply. 1:45 into Reynolds Pamphlet at 9:35 PM. The Wreck was the preceding song, runtime of 6:29.
You sent your post at 9:27 PM. 😶
I took the Spotify screenshot of what I was listening to right after sending my reply. 1:45 into Reynolds Pamphlet at 9:35 PM. The Wreck was the preceding song, runtime of 6:29.
You sent your post at 9:27 PM. 😶
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We're talking supernatural levels of coincidence here.
I took the Spotify screenshot of what I was listening to right after sending my reply. 1:45 into Reynolds Pamphlet at 9:35 PM. The Wreck was the preceding song, runtime of 6:29.
You sent your post at 9:27 PM. 😶
I took the Spotify screenshot of what I was listening to right after sending my reply. 1:45 into Reynolds Pamphlet at 9:35 PM. The Wreck was the preceding song, runtime of 6:29.
You sent your post at 9:27 PM. 😶
With Democrats like this, who needs Republicans?
"The rest of the party is trying the only tool they have, but I'm a useless fuck with a cooked spaghetti noodle for a spine so I'd rather just do nothing."
"The rest of the party is trying the only tool they have, but I'm a useless fuck with a cooked spaghetti noodle for a spine so I'd rather just do nothing."
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
With Democrats like this, who needs Republicans?
"The rest of the party is trying the only tool they have, but I'm a useless fuck with a cooked spaghetti noodle for a spine so I'd rather just do nothing."
"The rest of the party is trying the only tool they have, but I'm a useless fuck with a cooked spaghetti noodle for a spine so I'd rather just do nothing."
Entirely on brand for the @democrats.org to get a solid election, then piss on the carpet with this bullshit.
"Guys, the scam artists are gonna pinky promise to give us the vote, it's a great deal."
Fucking unreal.
"Guys, the scam artists are gonna pinky promise to give us the vote, it's a great deal."
Fucking unreal.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Entirely on brand for the @democrats.org to get a solid election, then piss on the carpet with this bullshit.
"Guys, the scam artists are gonna pinky promise to give us the vote, it's a great deal."
Fucking unreal.
"Guys, the scam artists are gonna pinky promise to give us the vote, it's a great deal."
Fucking unreal.
Gonna put together a gofundme to buy and mail one of these bad boys to every Democrat in Congress if I fucking endured 40+ days without pay for them to fold like newspaper at the end.
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Gonna put together a gofundme to buy and mail one of these bad boys to every Democrat in Congress if I fucking endured 40+ days without pay for them to fold like newspaper at the end.
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social
Update: it's been another week and I'm fuckin chewing this bitch. Working my second course of block now.
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Update: it's been another week and I'm fuckin chewing this bitch. Working my second course of block now.
Really hilarious how this video of an ICE agent eating shit chasing a middle-aged man was followed by this DHS glaze post
They're making their dreams a reality 🤣🤣🤣
They're making their dreams a reality 🤣🤣🤣
October 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Really hilarious how this video of an ICE agent eating shit chasing a middle-aged man was followed by this DHS glaze post
They're making their dreams a reality 🤣🤣🤣
They're making their dreams a reality 🤣🤣🤣
Update: it's been 5 days and what the fuck did I decide to chew
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Update: it's been 5 days and what the fuck did I decide to chew
I may have bitten off more than I can chew, but nonetheless I will chew it
October 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I may have bitten off more than I can chew, but nonetheless I will chew it
The fire pit is the real project. Looking to replicate what this guy did because it came out really well for him and pretty much matches the vision I have.
youtu.be/xHq8CCIP1Us?...
youtu.be/xHq8CCIP1Us?...
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The fire pit is the real project. Looking to replicate what this guy did because it came out really well for him and pretty much matches the vision I have.
youtu.be/xHq8CCIP1Us?...
youtu.be/xHq8CCIP1Us?...
ICYMI: Fetterman is still a useless cuckold to the GOP
"We should keep funding the terrible shit this MAGA government is doing because I'm usually voting for it anyways."
"We should keep funding the terrible shit this MAGA government is doing because I'm usually voting for it anyways."
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ICYMI: Fetterman is still a useless cuckold to the GOP
"We should keep funding the terrible shit this MAGA government is doing because I'm usually voting for it anyways."
"We should keep funding the terrible shit this MAGA government is doing because I'm usually voting for it anyways."
The DNC never fails to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory. They are as much to blame for the strength of Trump's GOP as anyone else because when the right moves more right, they follow suit to appeal to the middle.
Every. Fucking. Year.
Every. Fucking. Year.
September 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The DNC never fails to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory. They are as much to blame for the strength of Trump's GOP as anyone else because when the right moves more right, they follow suit to appeal to the middle.
Every. Fucking. Year.
Every. Fucking. Year.
Shit like this should be fucking illegal. Left lane semi has been "passing" for the last 3-4 minutes.
September 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Shit like this should be fucking illegal. Left lane semi has been "passing" for the last 3-4 minutes.
I just think it's wild how the HHS is farting out tweets like this.
How long did someone have to look for a 2017 Tweet where Tylenol said this?
More importantly, whoever sent this is either an idiot with zero reading comprehension or an evil person trying to fool Americans. No other options.
How long did someone have to look for a 2017 Tweet where Tylenol said this?
More importantly, whoever sent this is either an idiot with zero reading comprehension or an evil person trying to fool Americans. No other options.
September 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I just think it's wild how the HHS is farting out tweets like this.
How long did someone have to look for a 2017 Tweet where Tylenol said this?
More importantly, whoever sent this is either an idiot with zero reading comprehension or an evil person trying to fool Americans. No other options.
How long did someone have to look for a 2017 Tweet where Tylenol said this?
More importantly, whoever sent this is either an idiot with zero reading comprehension or an evil person trying to fool Americans. No other options.
The part in Guns and Ships where Lafayette goes "I mean you gotta put some thought in the letter but the sooner the better to get your right hand man back-":
September 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The part in Guns and Ships where Lafayette goes "I mean you gotta put some thought in the letter but the sooner the better to get your right hand man back-":
Mfw reading this knowing I'm about about to get an involuntary vacation
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Mfw reading this knowing I'm about about to get an involuntary vacation
Meanwhile the SMA is like "I don't wear PTs because I got an exception granted to me and the regs said that's fine" so like crazy how that works.
September 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Meanwhile the SMA is like "I don't wear PTs because I got an exception granted to me and the regs said that's fine" so like crazy how that works.
It's just objective policy changes bro, it's not changing to disproportionately impact women and people of color dude, you're just being paranoid because they would say it was racist/misogynistic if they were doing a racism/misogyny man
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's just objective policy changes bro, it's not changing to disproportionately impact women and people of color dude, you're just being paranoid because they would say it was racist/misogynistic if they were doing a racism/misogyny man
You can take my combover fade from my cold, dead hands.
September 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You can take my combover fade from my cold, dead hands.
Honestly insane to take advantage of the police being busy with an actual assassination to run up to where someone was just gunned down to snag some hats.
September 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Honestly insane to take advantage of the police being busy with an actual assassination to run up to where someone was just gunned down to snag some hats.