girls in the may-king
@trancakes.bsky.social
she/her, 25
my personal blog! just meant for close friends but I'm not a cop so hello!
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♀️HRT - Oct 8 2024
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my personal blog! just meant for close friends but I'm not a cop so hello!
icon by colorful-noircuts, header by workdailylog (both tumblr), used without permission but will remove if asked!
♀️HRT - Oct 8 2024
🥞💿☔🖐️🪡🌸🧸
☔ It appears I'm not going to my grandfather's for Christmas dinner. I'm not too torn up about this. It'll probably be more enjoyable to eat with Kelly and Tommy anyway, and it would be bad to force people to drive me on these roads.
He said we could meet up one-on-one sometime soon, instead. Yay!
He said we could meet up one-on-one sometime soon, instead. Yay!
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
☔ It appears I'm not going to my grandfather's for Christmas dinner. I'm not too torn up about this. It'll probably be more enjoyable to eat with Kelly and Tommy anyway, and it would be bad to force people to drive me on these roads.
He said we could meet up one-on-one sometime soon, instead. Yay!
He said we could meet up one-on-one sometime soon, instead. Yay!
so for the past week, right? 🥞 I've been hanging on to every gift card someone uses!
I'm like "with that used up, want me to throw it out for you?" and I just pocket it!
I cannot emphasize enough that these are all used, empty cards
I'm like "with that used up, want me to throw it out for you?" and I just pocket it!
I cannot emphasize enough that these are all used, empty cards
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
so for the past week, right? 🥞 I've been hanging on to every gift card someone uses!
I'm like "with that used up, want me to throw it out for you?" and I just pocket it!
I cannot emphasize enough that these are all used, empty cards
I'm like "with that used up, want me to throw it out for you?" and I just pocket it!
I cannot emphasize enough that these are all used, empty cards
it's snowing Christmas day! 🥞
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
it's snowing Christmas day! 🥞
oh my god oh my god Christmas!
I got a new housecoat (needed!) and a gift card for a book store from Grampy Mike, I've been wanting a book to read!
Grandma gave me hand warmers, a steam gift card, and a cover for my weighted blanket!
and mum... oh my godddd
I got a new housecoat (needed!) and a gift card for a book store from Grampy Mike, I've been wanting a book to read!
Grandma gave me hand warmers, a steam gift card, and a cover for my weighted blanket!
and mum... oh my godddd
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
oh my god oh my god Christmas!
I got a new housecoat (needed!) and a gift card for a book store from Grampy Mike, I've been wanting a book to read!
Grandma gave me hand warmers, a steam gift card, and a cover for my weighted blanket!
and mum... oh my godddd
I got a new housecoat (needed!) and a gift card for a book store from Grampy Mike, I've been wanting a book to read!
Grandma gave me hand warmers, a steam gift card, and a cover for my weighted blanket!
and mum... oh my godddd
finished the Santa clause trilogy, Santa paws, and now onto the polar Express! 🥞 I'm gonna feel the Christmas cheer no matter what!
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
finished the Santa clause trilogy, Santa paws, and now onto the polar Express! 🥞 I'm gonna feel the Christmas cheer no matter what!
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OHHHH I'm dryyyyy that's why I woke up I didn't drink enough water. 🥞 y'know, that's been waking me up a lot lately, but my mouth feels way dryer this time
being a guest in someone's home means I can't use my big ol' drinking mug. it feels awkward to even like, get a water drinking cup
being a guest in someone's home means I can't use my big ol' drinking mug. it feels awkward to even like, get a water drinking cup
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
OHHHH I'm dryyyyy that's why I woke up I didn't drink enough water. 🥞 y'know, that's been waking me up a lot lately, but my mouth feels way dryer this time
being a guest in someone's home means I can't use my big ol' drinking mug. it feels awkward to even like, get a water drinking cup
being a guest in someone's home means I can't use my big ol' drinking mug. it feels awkward to even like, get a water drinking cup
awww, man... 🥞 I woke up early today! 6 hours is still good, especially since I forgot to leave call before passing out again. man, I gotta work on that!
also. wow yesterday was way more of a Rain day than I thought. I should look into that, probably
anyway! Merry Christmas, everyone! :D
also. wow yesterday was way more of a Rain day than I thought. I should look into that, probably
anyway! Merry Christmas, everyone! :D
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
awww, man... 🥞 I woke up early today! 6 hours is still good, especially since I forgot to leave call before passing out again. man, I gotta work on that!
also. wow yesterday was way more of a Rain day than I thought. I should look into that, probably
anyway! Merry Christmas, everyone! :D
also. wow yesterday was way more of a Rain day than I thought. I should look into that, probably
anyway! Merry Christmas, everyone! :D
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Daily bunny no.3179 wants to sing along
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Daily bunny no.3179 wants to sing along
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☔ It's after midnight, meaning that it is officially Christmas da-
As I was writing this I received a steam gift, excuse me.
...
I have been given delicious holiday milk.
As I was writing this I received a steam gift, excuse me.
...
I have been given delicious holiday milk.
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
☔ It's after midnight, meaning that it is officially Christmas da-
As I was writing this I received a steam gift, excuse me.
...
I have been given delicious holiday milk.
As I was writing this I received a steam gift, excuse me.
...
I have been given delicious holiday milk.
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Combat dolls being made into servants/pets after decommissioning is fun but consider the opposite.
A lowly maid-doll with dreams of glory that her witch eventually decides to let her chase after she becomes surplus to her. Enclosed in armor, yet still with a dainty little body
A lowly maid-doll with dreams of glory that her witch eventually decides to let her chase after she becomes surplus to her. Enclosed in armor, yet still with a dainty little body
December 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Combat dolls being made into servants/pets after decommissioning is fun but consider the opposite.
A lowly maid-doll with dreams of glory that her witch eventually decides to let her chase after she becomes surplus to her. Enclosed in armor, yet still with a dainty little body
A lowly maid-doll with dreams of glory that her witch eventually decides to let her chase after she becomes surplus to her. Enclosed in armor, yet still with a dainty little body
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☔ They've started playing WWE matches while Kelly sets up Jenga. Rhea Ripley is very attractive.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
☔ They've started playing WWE matches while Kelly sets up Jenga. Rhea Ripley is very attractive.
☔ Grandma doesn't know what autocannibalism or Daniel Radcliffe are (and eugenics?), and she keeps making jokes about how she can't jack off.
TJ has made no errors in gendering and naming me perfectly, he hasn't stumbled even once. His partner has spoken aloud a single-digit amount.
TJ has made no errors in gendering and naming me perfectly, he hasn't stumbled even once. His partner has spoken aloud a single-digit amount.
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
☔ Grandma doesn't know what autocannibalism or Daniel Radcliffe are (and eugenics?), and she keeps making jokes about how she can't jack off.
TJ has made no errors in gendering and naming me perfectly, he hasn't stumbled even once. His partner has spoken aloud a single-digit amount.
TJ has made no errors in gendering and naming me perfectly, he hasn't stumbled even once. His partner has spoken aloud a single-digit amount.
☔ Now it's bugsex.
☔ I have begun playing Insane Clown Posse. The vocal device is having trouble recognising "To Catch A Predator". TJ is joking about this being woke, and I'm not sure what that means he believes in.
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
☔ Now it's bugsex.
☔ I have begun playing Insane Clown Posse. The vocal device is having trouble recognising "To Catch A Predator". TJ is joking about this being woke, and I'm not sure what that means he believes in.
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
☔ I have begun playing Insane Clown Posse. The vocal device is having trouble recognising "To Catch A Predator". TJ is joking about this being woke, and I'm not sure what that means he believes in.
☔ Our family is playing Cards Against Humanity. I think my sardonic and monotone disposition is giving me a comedic advantage.
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
☔ Our family is playing Cards Against Humanity. I think my sardonic and monotone disposition is giving me a comedic advantage.
☔TJ has arrived. His partner is significantly more goth than I expected, good for her.
He is... wearing an old cowboy jacket. He said he can only stay for 3 hours and he is immediately at the bong. His first words to me were about a relevant Simpsons-themed he saw on Reddit. A very confusing man.
He is... wearing an old cowboy jacket. He said he can only stay for 3 hours and he is immediately at the bong. His first words to me were about a relevant Simpsons-themed he saw on Reddit. A very confusing man.
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
☔TJ has arrived. His partner is significantly more goth than I expected, good for her.
He is... wearing an old cowboy jacket. He said he can only stay for 3 hours and he is immediately at the bong. His first words to me were about a relevant Simpsons-themed he saw on Reddit. A very confusing man.
He is... wearing an old cowboy jacket. He said he can only stay for 3 hours and he is immediately at the bong. His first words to me were about a relevant Simpsons-themed he saw on Reddit. A very confusing man.
☔ It is my pleasure to announce to all who are interested that we are going bunnymode.
Also watching the live-action Grinch, just after finishing Elf.
Also watching the live-action Grinch, just after finishing Elf.
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
☔ It is my pleasure to announce to all who are interested that we are going bunnymode.
Also watching the live-action Grinch, just after finishing Elf.
Also watching the live-action Grinch, just after finishing Elf.
☔ Now, I'm feeling a peculiar lack of homeostasis. I'm not hungry, I don't believe I'm thirsty. Do I need more sleep? Or, inversely, I'm restless. I struggle with interoception at the best of times, and this listless lightheadedness isn't helping.
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
☔ Now, I'm feeling a peculiar lack of homeostasis. I'm not hungry, I don't believe I'm thirsty. Do I need more sleep? Or, inversely, I'm restless. I struggle with interoception at the best of times, and this listless lightheadedness isn't helping.
☔ I asked if I would know when the high faded, and Kelly explained that the fact that I asked that is sufficient indication I'm high.
Also, while I am still present, Patches really enjoys how this makes our body feel. It's a floppy and soft feeling. It wants to flail our arms around.
Also, while I am still present, Patches really enjoys how this makes our body feel. It's a floppy and soft feeling. It wants to flail our arms around.
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
☔ I asked if I would know when the high faded, and Kelly explained that the fact that I asked that is sufficient indication I'm high.
Also, while I am still present, Patches really enjoys how this makes our body feel. It's a floppy and soft feeling. It wants to flail our arms around.
Also, while I am still present, Patches really enjoys how this makes our body feel. It's a floppy and soft feeling. It wants to flail our arms around.
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🔴: How about I turn you into a doll? A really pretty doll. And all you would have to do would be to sit and stand there (depends on how I position you) and look pretty for me. I would do your make up and put you in cute dresses and you would be such a lovely doll to play with. How does that sound?
December 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🔴: How about I turn you into a doll? A really pretty doll. And all you would have to do would be to sit and stand there (depends on how I position you) and look pretty for me. I would do your make up and put you in cute dresses and you would be such a lovely doll to play with. How does that sound?