Local Transbian Puppy
@trannyofficial.bsky.social
It's some sort of a dog, with a blog. I'm in my 20s, I'll have nsfw stuff here so don't be following me if you're a minor.
Pronouns are it/she/pup, respect them or I'll break your legs :3
Pronouns are it/she/pup, respect them or I'll break your legs :3
Pinned
THERE'S A FUCKING ORANGE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh I'm gomna- ngh I'm gomna john aaaall over your wick baby.. ah fuck, c'mon sweetheart, tell mommy how much you want it, just like that, mmh, oh goodness, i'm johniNG,,,
January 25, 2026 at 10:37 AM
oh I'm gomna- ngh I'm gomna john aaaall over your wick baby.. ah fuck, c'mon sweetheart, tell mommy how much you want it, just like that, mmh, oh goodness, i'm johniNG,,,
Sure I might be disheveled and sleepy permanently and largely unable to do basic tasks but I have huge tits and eye bags that make me look like a tired older woman who'll be mean to you so it's impossible to tell if it's bad or good really
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Sure I might be disheveled and sleepy permanently and largely unable to do basic tasks but I have huge tits and eye bags that make me look like a tired older woman who'll be mean to you so it's impossible to tell if it's bad or good really
went to a job interview and she said she has a position on her staff available but I declined politely as it is simply not an appropriate thing to say in a professional setting
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 PM
went to a job interview and she said she has a position on her staff available but I declined politely as it is simply not an appropriate thing to say in a professional setting
critter? I barely even know 'er...
January 21, 2026 at 12:42 PM
critter? I barely even know 'er...
But, If I cannot rouse a laugh, do I even deserve her staff?
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
But, If I cannot rouse a laugh, do I even deserve her staff?
grabs your boobs and shuffles them around like they're cups in a shell game
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
grabs your boobs and shuffles them around like they're cups in a shell game
You get into the cab, the driver? the single most gorgeous trans girl you've ever laid your eyes on, she looks up at you, with eyes lit up with excitement.
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
You get into the cab, the driver? the single most gorgeous trans girl you've ever laid your eyes on, she looks up at you, with eyes lit up with excitement.
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Unused Eggman animation from Knuckles' Chaotix. It's not known for sure when this would have appeared, possibly in level six or seven.
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Unused Eggman animation from Knuckles' Chaotix. It's not known for sure when this would have appeared, possibly in level six or seven.
lifeslop? well, yes when there's a scrumptious bowl of ice cold life giving water nearby I do tend to go 'schlorp', as any self respecting dog would...
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 AM
lifeslop? well, yes when there's a scrumptious bowl of ice cold life giving water nearby I do tend to go 'schlorp', as any self respecting dog would...
Gaster: It is pride month Rory. You know what that means.
Rory knight: Huh. What. Do you want us to make like. Gay dark worlds. What.
Rory knight: Huh. What. Do you want us to make like. Gay dark worlds. What.
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Gaster: It is pride month Rory. You know what that means.
Rory knight: Huh. What. Do you want us to make like. Gay dark worlds. What.
Rory knight: Huh. What. Do you want us to make like. Gay dark worlds. What.
held by the leash to her fully clothed crotch like I'm a fat dog and she's ragebaiting me pt. 20
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 AM
held by the leash to her fully clothed crotch like I'm a fat dog and she's ragebaiting me pt. 20
it's like you're kinda... homestuck... when you're in the house...
Why do they call it the house of leaves if it's like, famously hard to leaves it...
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 AM
it's like you're kinda... homestuck... when you're in the house...
Insider trading? I've got better things to do when I'm inside 'er!
January 19, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Insider trading? I've got better things to do when I'm inside 'er!
Call me the prime directive the way I need Kathryn Janeway to break me
January 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Call me the prime directive the way I need Kathryn Janeway to break me
Help a girl feel small and weak after a lifetime of having to be the big and strong one, pin her to the wall then force her to her knees.
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Help a girl feel small and weak after a lifetime of having to be the big and strong one, pin her to the wall then force her to her knees.
In what many are calling "gay and stupid" I'm trapped in this maze again.
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
In what many are calling "gay and stupid" I'm trapped in this maze again.
Why do they call it the house of leaves if it's like, famously hard to leaves it...
January 19, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Why do they call it the house of leaves if it's like, famously hard to leaves it...
Twitch user? well, of course she'd twitch when you're talking about using 'er...
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Twitch user? well, of course she'd twitch when you're talking about using 'er...
THERE'S A FUCKING ORANGE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
THERE'S A FUCKING ORANGE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!