Hello my children the reason I haven't been around for a while is because I dropped my last phone in a pool of magma and yeah I'm back now

Just painted my nails with the blood of babys

@thedevil.bsky.social Hello other Satan I'm from a parallel universe where we're trans

Chilling with this universe's secret world order kinda mid but hey they have good drugs

My universe version of Daniel Larson is a woman this guy is freaky

The best thing I've ever made in my universe is Cheese crackers

I have learned that this Satan has an HR department I'm definitely going to implement that into my hell right now we just have a complaint box nothing really spectacular I'm really learning alot

Today im following this universes Satan to see how I can improve my universes hell

My last post was a joke I do not support funny orange man he's this universes Satans problem

Shitty orange man in power?
my kind of universe