We've got our best and brightest hard at work on your suggestion, and soon we'll find the page of the dictionary which defines what a 'ramp' is. Such technology is news to us. 🚆🧠l

We will not be updating our branding to reflect the results of this study as that is 'too much of a pain in the arse, why on earth did you waste company funds on this WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??'

*For some reason this does not include Irn Bru — which suggests it may originate from outside the universe.