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Facts for the Orange Cat:
1. most will be male
2. play boys
3. The 3 rascals
4. I can't pee properly!
5. eats a lot.
6. likes to pretend
7. makes a pitiful face.
8. always have big muscles
9. is the need for a female cat
10. big eggs
An orange cat in need of facts.
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I'm sleepy, I'm sleepy.. But I'm worried about grilled chicken.
A black and white cow cat sitting in the gutter.
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Same, just need a 40 foot tall person to hold me and I'll be ok.
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Card of the day:

Cut out what is bothering your brain. Plan well and think clearly. The time to be great will come like a grain pill in a bowl.
A cream coloured cat sitting behind a tarot card
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Please feel free to include a booklet of cryptic translated cats-related fortunes with your cards.
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For today's card....
There are many jobs. If you are not diligent, you have to be diligent. Let's be extremely determined. Develop your skills. Then success and wealth will surely come. Be careful of shoulder pain.
A ginger cat sitting next to a tarot card, depicting a black and white cat practicing witchcraft or alchemy.
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Yes! Our eyes met there!!! Hug meeeeee!!!!!!
A smiling cat emerges from a cat flap. A cat's smiling face.
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It's that time again. Here are some more machine translated cat name ideas for your next cat/kitten!

- Kiss kiss
- Gob
- Ung Ung
- King Kong
- Eureka
- Venus Star
- Kubkip
- Little Copy
- Nom Fresh Milk
- Cucumber
- Crispy little girl
- Gib Chic
- Little Chim Lim
- Pink (nose)
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I’m starting to feel like it’s already good enough now that step ① of the instruction manual is complete.
A white cat inside a part of a cat tree which is being assembled.
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If you hate the sound of the hairdryer that much, you don't have to come over...
A shocked looking fluffy cat.
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The fat embarrassment is drunk on nettle.
A white and black cat laying down with some cat nettle.