big wretched monsters with ten sets of teeth aren't scary because they aren't real, and will never kill anyone. in fact, they're so not scary that half of watchers will consider what it's like to fuck them. anxiety, however, is real for everybody. *and* you can't even have sex with it.

i think not seeing any good posts ever is a worthy tradeoff for not directly supporting the guy wink wink nudge nudging at bringing back western imperialism. it was never the content my brain cared about, just the familiarity of scrolling and dumping thoughts

some people simply don’t have the yap gene. nothing wrong with that. there are countless different ways to express fandom, and people can feel it even if you can’t put it all into words

i was hoping elon throwing the hitler salute mid-inaugration would’ve shaken a few of the less easily shakeable posters onto the one reasonable alternative, but i guess that was too optimistic

not sure how i feel about this one

hey, if it works, it works

this is startlingly similar to my final c++ portfolio

five of a kind princesses, call that hand the stranger

damn ok fair enough