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Juno
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Rocket scientist, biology PhD, carries tampons but doesn’t know how to use one
Yesterday, I replaced the Tesla (the unit of magnetic field strength) with the Ohm (the unit of resistance).

It’s my first time manufacturing an art project of my own design.
July 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There are a lot of reasons it feels hard for me to visit South Carolina, but I’m not mad about the enormous raindrops and thunderstorm sound effects happening right now.
June 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Everything reminds me of her
June 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Y’all, I’ve been trying to attend my local (Alameda County, CA) Democratic Party meetings for months now. Today I showed up in person and it’s behind a locked gate at the local Teamsters. In the Zoom, they won’t admit you unless you’re a member. How does someone actually join this organization?
June 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have once again come home to my roommates trying to do a principle components analysis on food (they’ve so far narrowed it down to all food items being either soup, cake, salad, or dumple; though I think a Nobel will go to the person who classifies banana successfully).
May 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Autocracy leaving heavily into the serif fonts
April 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Who knew that would work?
April 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Just in: Archimedes Banya solves Israel/Palestine conflict by excluding trans women

www.sfexaminer.com/news/the-cit...
March 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Someone vandalized my car while I was sleeping at my girlfriend’s house last night, and my only reactions are: I understand why they’re so angry, I am too; and also they’ve done absolutely nothing to hurt Elon but certainly scared this queer lady.
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm spooning out the 🥄 memes today in support of civil servants. Rosie the Riveter comes from Richmond, California, and the all-hands-on-deck effort to fight fascism during World War II, so this seems a good re-use, particularly as DOGE tries to erase women from US government websites.
February 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Apparently federal workers have taken to responding to Elon's "fork in the road" email with 🥄 spoon emojis, the symbol of the resistance.
February 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Got a tip that police were escorting people out of the Office of the Federal Register and/or the Government Publishing Office (same building) in DC at 2:30am with full trash bags. That can’t be good.
February 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Huh they forgot one
February 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“Fork in the road,” the subject of Elon’s emails to Twitter employees and civil servants, also art he once funded at Burning Man — clearly not a giant knife in the road because then people would actually have gotten the severance he promised.
February 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Everyone is sharing this screenshot toda with nasty reacts. This is what polarization looks like — not being able to see yourself in the other side anymore. We should be grateful for folks who question things instead of believing blindly, because they are our best chance at reducing polarization.
February 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Instagram is apparently now advertising AI-generated quadriplegic sexy accounts to me. Thanks for not being ableist, I guess?
January 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Thinking of all of my friends in LA rn. It’s really terrible. An area larger than SF or Miami has burned. Sooo many people displaced :(
January 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hundred and fifty dollar piercing whoopsie today, but at least I didn’t get a parking ticket
January 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
wtf, Amazon started putting plastic in the recyclable paper mailers??? WHY.
January 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Never have I ever had a happier, more joyful New Year’s Eve
January 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
December 31, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Ad astra!

#Astranis
December 29, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Come at me with your *unscented* shampoo and conditioner recs for bleached/dyed long hair. I seem to have developed a skin reaction to my existing routine.
December 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Our four satellites loaded on the Falcon 9 upper stage, prepped for launch sometime this week (if the weather improves enough for RRT-1 to get off the pad). LFG!!!
December 16, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Gluten-free lemon thyme noodles with oyster mushrooms I foraged with a friend over the weekend in Point Reyes.
December 3, 2024 at 4:09 AM