Transparent Eyeball Photography
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Jesus H Tittyfucking Christ, could she POSSIBLY tongue-punch his crusty old fartbox any harder?
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Jesus H Tittyfucking Christ, could she POSSIBLY tongue-punch his crusty old fartbox any harder?
We've seen the meme. We know what you were doing. 🤣
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
We've seen the meme. We know what you were doing. 🤣
Well that's certainly a good way to get our attention. Your references are stunning, BTW.
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Well that's certainly a good way to get our attention. Your references are stunning, BTW.
To Scott Adams, from all of us:
a man with a beard is saying bye felicia
ALT: a man with a beard is saying bye felicia
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
To Scott Adams, from all of us:
Fixed it for you. 😁
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Fixed it for you. 😁
A gay frog, at that.
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking into a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking into a microphone .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
A gay frog, at that.
Man, See-BS is on a race to the bottom, just CHOKING on Rubio's dong.
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Man, See-BS is on a race to the bottom, just CHOKING on Rubio's dong.
Though he's played by Michael Carter, who was also a victim killed in a tube station in "An American Werewolf in London."
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Though he's played by Michael Carter, who was also a victim killed in a tube station in "An American Werewolf in London."
Looks like whiteout conditions at AmFest. Get your snow goggles, that's not just white-that's reflective.
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Looks like whiteout conditions at AmFest. Get your snow goggles, that's not just white-that's reflective.
USS Dunning-Kruger has a nice ring.
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
USS Dunning-Kruger has a nice ring.
Oh, well, I mean if Trump's DOJ said it, then it MUST be true, right?
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, these fuckers are just all in the bag for MAGA. Fucking cultists.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, these fuckers are just all in the bag for MAGA. Fucking cultists.
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Oh, well, I mean if Trump's DOJ said it, then it MUST be true, right?
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, these fuckers are just all in the bag for MAGA. Fucking cultists.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, these fuckers are just all in the bag for MAGA. Fucking cultists.
See, the Bumpuses' hounds in "A Christmas Story" were really Hellhounds, that's why they only listened to the Old Man. 😁
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
See, the Bumpuses' hounds in "A Christmas Story" were really Hellhounds, that's why they only listened to the Old Man. 😁
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Narcissistic, self-centered snail trail of a human being. Just when you think the regime has hit rock bottom, they pull out some dynamite and say, "watch this".
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Narcissistic, self-centered snail trail of a human being. Just when you think the regime has hit rock bottom, they pull out some dynamite and say, "watch this".
Didn't Ron Howard also wear Navy caps sometimes? I thought it was a riff on him as he was the director of The Grinch.
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Didn't Ron Howard also wear Navy caps sometimes? I thought it was a riff on him as he was the director of The Grinch.
"Hey kids! The word of the day is...EXTORTION!"
December 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Hey kids! The word of the day is...EXTORTION!"
I'm sure he could gargle Trump's balls harder, I'm just not sure how.
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm sure he could gargle Trump's balls harder, I'm just not sure how.
Does anyone remember Kult? I recall playing that in the 90's when I was on active duty. One of the guys in the barracks was a proper gaming nerd and had a whole stack of different books.
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Does anyone remember Kult? I recall playing that in the 90's when I was on active duty. One of the guys in the barracks was a proper gaming nerd and had a whole stack of different books.