Deez
@trappedin1995.bsky.social
A quick wit and humour are the only lens through which life makes sense.
Very Indigenously minding my own business in Saskatchewan, Canada. 🇨🇦
I spend my free time reading and watching old black and white movies.
Very Indigenously minding my own business in Saskatchewan, Canada. 🇨🇦
I spend my free time reading and watching old black and white movies.
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Deez
@trappedin1995.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Back in the 90s I used to think Mel Gibson was badass AF.
Then one day I thought to myself, that fuckers name is Melvin, isn’t it?!
Melvin Gibson. 🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t look at him the same way ever again.
Smdh. Melvin.
Then one day I thought to myself, that fuckers name is Melvin, isn’t it?!
Melvin Gibson. 🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t look at him the same way ever again.
Smdh. Melvin.
Sometimes I am just like… well who am I to judge? And then I remember, oh yeah, that’s my job.
- Judges, probably.
- Judges, probably.
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sometimes I am just like… well who am I to judge? And then I remember, oh yeah, that’s my job.
- Judges, probably.
- Judges, probably.
Me: *placing my daily Timmy’s order at drive thru*
Timmy’s: *finishes my order part way through and confirms correct order*
Wow. I spend way too much time and money at Timmys every day.
Them, I imagine: It’s the blueberry muffin dark roast coffee fat kid again, right on time. 🤣
Timmy’s: *finishes my order part way through and confirms correct order*
Wow. I spend way too much time and money at Timmys every day.
Them, I imagine: It’s the blueberry muffin dark roast coffee fat kid again, right on time. 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Me: *placing my daily Timmy’s order at drive thru*
Timmy’s: *finishes my order part way through and confirms correct order*
Wow. I spend way too much time and money at Timmys every day.
Them, I imagine: It’s the blueberry muffin dark roast coffee fat kid again, right on time. 🤣
Timmy’s: *finishes my order part way through and confirms correct order*
Wow. I spend way too much time and money at Timmys every day.
Them, I imagine: It’s the blueberry muffin dark roast coffee fat kid again, right on time. 🤣
I love Spotify Wrapped season lol
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I love Spotify Wrapped season lol
Wait, what?!
What do you mean it’s time to get up and do the things all over again?!
What do you mean it’s time to get up and do the things all over again?!
a man is crying while sitting on a leather couch
ALT: a man is crying while sitting on a leather couch
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December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Wait, what?!
What do you mean it’s time to get up and do the things all over again?!
What do you mean it’s time to get up and do the things all over again?!
I think Amazon would absolutely clean up if they sold pre-packed Christmas stockings personalized for your wife your husband your kids etc.
Please make this a thing. As the annual crappy gift giver, I’m dying here. Lol
Please make this a thing. As the annual crappy gift giver, I’m dying here. Lol
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think Amazon would absolutely clean up if they sold pre-packed Christmas stockings personalized for your wife your husband your kids etc.
Please make this a thing. As the annual crappy gift giver, I’m dying here. Lol
Please make this a thing. As the annual crappy gift giver, I’m dying here. Lol
Thank you @journeyled.bsky.social I do apologize for being slow to acknowledge I’ve been pretty busy. I appreciate being included my friend!
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December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thank you @journeyled.bsky.social I do apologize for being slow to acknowledge I’ve been pretty busy. I appreciate being included my friend!
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Every time I hear the song Come On Eileen I say to no one in particular “poor Eileen, I hope they wiped her off” and I laugh and laugh. No one else does though. Sad.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Every time I hear the song Come On Eileen I say to no one in particular “poor Eileen, I hope they wiped her off” and I laugh and laugh. No one else does though. Sad.
Me: Hi there. I’d like to apply to be featured on your webpage.
Them: Sir, we print obituaries. You were told this last week as well.
Them: Sir, we print obituaries. You were told this last week as well.
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Me: Hi there. I’d like to apply to be featured on your webpage.
Them: Sir, we print obituaries. You were told this last week as well.
Them: Sir, we print obituaries. You were told this last week as well.
I’m old. It doesn’t take much to make me happy. lol. Zero Hour Finale in Fortnite. T-minus 13 minutes
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m old. It doesn’t take much to make me happy. lol. Zero Hour Finale in Fortnite. T-minus 13 minutes
Have a Good Friday, Folks.
Enjoy the day.
Enjoy the day.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Have a Good Friday, Folks.
Enjoy the day.
Enjoy the day.
Me reading obituaries
a grinch is reading a book and says alphabetically
ALT: a grinch is reading a book and says alphabetically
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November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me reading obituaries
To my Wife’s credit my Wofe has never introduced me like…
Yup, this is him, this is the best I could do. 🤣🤣🤣
Yup, this is him, this is the best I could do. 🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
To my Wife’s credit my Wofe has never introduced me like…
Yup, this is him, this is the best I could do. 🤣🤣🤣
Yup, this is him, this is the best I could do. 🤣🤣🤣
Every day requires a certain amount of patience and grace to get through.
It’s only 12 pm and I’m all out of patience and grace left the building two days ago. 🤣
I am sorry, in advance, to the people who have yet to interact with me today. lol
It’s only 12 pm and I’m all out of patience and grace left the building two days ago. 🤣
I am sorry, in advance, to the people who have yet to interact with me today. lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every day requires a certain amount of patience and grace to get through.
It’s only 12 pm and I’m all out of patience and grace left the building two days ago. 🤣
I am sorry, in advance, to the people who have yet to interact with me today. lol
It’s only 12 pm and I’m all out of patience and grace left the building two days ago. 🤣
I am sorry, in advance, to the people who have yet to interact with me today. lol
I love the play games. One of my favourite games to play is one called “Dumb”.
I am very good at it. The better you are at it, the more people are willing to expose their true nature.
But keep in mind, I’m only playing dumb, and it is a game. And all games eventually end. 🤣
- Dad Advice
I am very good at it. The better you are at it, the more people are willing to expose their true nature.
But keep in mind, I’m only playing dumb, and it is a game. And all games eventually end. 🤣
- Dad Advice
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I love the play games. One of my favourite games to play is one called “Dumb”.
I am very good at it. The better you are at it, the more people are willing to expose their true nature.
But keep in mind, I’m only playing dumb, and it is a game. And all games eventually end. 🤣
- Dad Advice
I am very good at it. The better you are at it, the more people are willing to expose their true nature.
But keep in mind, I’m only playing dumb, and it is a game. And all games eventually end. 🤣
- Dad Advice
Please remember, you should not be aroused by stuffing the turkey.
🦃
This is NOT an erotic act.
Hope you crazy nutty bastards have a great Thanksgiving. 🤣
🦃
This is NOT an erotic act.
Hope you crazy nutty bastards have a great Thanksgiving. 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Please remember, you should not be aroused by stuffing the turkey.
🦃
This is NOT an erotic act.
Hope you crazy nutty bastards have a great Thanksgiving. 🤣
🦃
This is NOT an erotic act.
Hope you crazy nutty bastards have a great Thanksgiving. 🤣
Going to be a small Christmas in the Wheeler household. 🤣
Stranger Things 5
Stranger Things 5
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Going to be a small Christmas in the Wheeler household. 🤣
Stranger Things 5
Stranger Things 5
Stranger Things 5 is a go!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Stranger Things 5 is a go!!
I’m always unsure about social convention so if I repeatedly decline invitations to do stuff with you don’t take it personally.
I don’t know how many times we have to hang out before I’m obligated to help you move heavy things, or attend your funeral. Just know, that’s the obligations I’m avoiding
I don’t know how many times we have to hang out before I’m obligated to help you move heavy things, or attend your funeral. Just know, that’s the obligations I’m avoiding
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’m always unsure about social convention so if I repeatedly decline invitations to do stuff with you don’t take it personally.
I don’t know how many times we have to hang out before I’m obligated to help you move heavy things, or attend your funeral. Just know, that’s the obligations I’m avoiding
I don’t know how many times we have to hang out before I’m obligated to help you move heavy things, or attend your funeral. Just know, that’s the obligations I’m avoiding
Good news Regina.
Crime numbers are down overall…
But we are still a very murder-y city. 🤣
Crime numbers are down overall…
But we are still a very murder-y city. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Good news Regina.
Crime numbers are down overall…
But we are still a very murder-y city. 🤣
Crime numbers are down overall…
But we are still a very murder-y city. 🤣
Me: look, I don’t mean to sound like a dick. But…
Narrator: now, watch this, you can guarantee you’re about to hear the most dickish things you’ve heard in quite some time.
Narrator: now, watch this, you can guarantee you’re about to hear the most dickish things you’ve heard in quite some time.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me: look, I don’t mean to sound like a dick. But…
Narrator: now, watch this, you can guarantee you’re about to hear the most dickish things you’ve heard in quite some time.
Narrator: now, watch this, you can guarantee you’re about to hear the most dickish things you’ve heard in quite some time.
Rodent War 2025 update from the front:
I feel like the guy from jaws who used his wife’s pot roast to bait the shark.
I’m using my wife’s marshmallow peanut butter squares to hunt the mice in my garage.
There will be casualties today and movement at the front.
I feel like the guy from jaws who used his wife’s pot roast to bait the shark.
I’m using my wife’s marshmallow peanut butter squares to hunt the mice in my garage.
There will be casualties today and movement at the front.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Rodent War 2025 update from the front:
I feel like the guy from jaws who used his wife’s pot roast to bait the shark.
I’m using my wife’s marshmallow peanut butter squares to hunt the mice in my garage.
There will be casualties today and movement at the front.
I feel like the guy from jaws who used his wife’s pot roast to bait the shark.
I’m using my wife’s marshmallow peanut butter squares to hunt the mice in my garage.
There will be casualties today and movement at the front.
Happy Stranger Things day, for those who celebrate. 🥳
a red sign that says stranger things 3 on a black background
ALT: a red sign that says stranger things 3 on a black background
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November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Happy Stranger Things day, for those who celebrate. 🥳
I was telling my daughter about the time me and one of my friends started a construction job, and to fit in I told the crew my friend had a glass eye and not to bring it up bc he was sensitive.
When he found out he was so mad he quit but everybody thought it was hilarious so I made lots of friends
When he found out he was so mad he quit but everybody thought it was hilarious so I made lots of friends
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I was telling my daughter about the time me and one of my friends started a construction job, and to fit in I told the crew my friend had a glass eye and not to bring it up bc he was sensitive.
When he found out he was so mad he quit but everybody thought it was hilarious so I made lots of friends
When he found out he was so mad he quit but everybody thought it was hilarious so I made lots of friends
Christmas town close ups part 2
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Christmas town close ups part 2