Fully believe Angel and Cherri gossip about them all the time
Those two know what they are
Those two know what they are
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Fully believe Angel and Cherri gossip about them all the time
Those two know what they are
Those two know what they are
Also if we wanna tie this more to Vox; When Vox propositioned him with being "business partners", Alastor didn't see Vox being sincere (and having a crush on him), he saw the same stunt he pulled on men with power over him and he laughed at how the tables turned and how much smarter he himself is
February 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Also if we wanna tie this more to Vox; When Vox propositioned him with being "business partners", Alastor didn't see Vox being sincere (and having a crush on him), he saw the same stunt he pulled on men with power over him and he laughed at how the tables turned and how much smarter he himself is
I really like this theory, I was wondering how in the world scrawny Alastor was getting these grown, upper echelon, white men out into the middle of the bayou alone, this makes a lot of sense
Also he fell into that little bratty twink role with Vox during the deal way too easily...
Also he fell into that little bratty twink role with Vox during the deal way too easily...
February 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I really like this theory, I was wondering how in the world scrawny Alastor was getting these grown, upper echelon, white men out into the middle of the bayou alone, this makes a lot of sense
Also he fell into that little bratty twink role with Vox during the deal way too easily...
Also he fell into that little bratty twink role with Vox during the deal way too easily...
This is so fuuny lmao
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This is so fuuny lmao
We always win! :D
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 PM
We always win! :D
He would scream like a maniac and be terrified, clutching whoever is next to him for dear life during the actual ride, but after he'd be like "wow that was so fun 😊"
January 29, 2026 at 6:21 PM
He would scream like a maniac and be terrified, clutching whoever is next to him for dear life during the actual ride, but after he'd be like "wow that was so fun 😊"
They should've let him, one less billionaire
Oh the world we could've had...
Oh the world we could've had...
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 AM
They should've let him, one less billionaire
Oh the world we could've had...
Oh the world we could've had...
Least surprising thing Elon Musk has done
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Least surprising thing Elon Musk has done
This is just a screenshot from the show
January 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This is just a screenshot from the show
Average queer friend group
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Average queer friend group
Well your first mistake was going on Twitter
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Well your first mistake was going on Twitter
She was away for 7 years serving cunt your honor
very important business to attend to, it simply couldn't wait
very important business to attend to, it simply couldn't wait
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 AM
She was away for 7 years serving cunt your honor
very important business to attend to, it simply couldn't wait
very important business to attend to, it simply couldn't wait
Do NOT give him your personal information
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Do NOT give him your personal information
I'm sure it's fiiiiine
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I'm sure it's fiiiiine
Lucifer has two hands
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Lucifer has two hands
BARKBARKBARK
WOOFWOOFWOOFF
(Respectfully)
WOOFWOOFWOOFF
(Respectfully)
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
BARKBARKBARK
WOOFWOOFWOOFF
(Respectfully)
WOOFWOOFWOOFF
(Respectfully)
Closest he'll ever get heaven: fist fighting angels (and getting rescued by one I guess)
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Closest he'll ever get heaven: fist fighting angels (and getting rescued by one I guess)
Expect nothing and accept everything is my motto, everything is a pleasant surprise that way
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Expect nothing and accept everything is my motto, everything is a pleasant surprise that way
If Alastor and Lucifer's only interaction next season is Alastor pushing Lucifer down the stairs, I'd be happy
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
If Alastor and Lucifer's only interaction next season is Alastor pushing Lucifer down the stairs, I'd be happy