I think Mr Tompkins’s scenario presupposes that they will be quite turned on
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I think Mr Tompkins’s scenario presupposes that they will be quite turned on
He’s just asking questions!
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
He’s just asking questions!
Yes, and
GIVE ILHAN OMAR A GUNDAM
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Yes, and
Reposted
Greg Bovino won’t see your posts about him. He’ll try to, but his phone will flop forward onto him, pinning him to the ground. And he’ll stay there until he’s rescued by a family of magpies who carry him off to their nest and put him with their hatchlings & feed him regurgitated worms every morning.
January 27, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Greg Bovino won’t see your posts about him. He’ll try to, but his phone will flop forward onto him, pinning him to the ground. And he’ll stay there until he’s rescued by a family of magpies who carry him off to their nest and put him with their hatchlings & feed him regurgitated worms every morning.
Greg Bovino won’t see your posts about him. He’ll try to, but his phone will flop forward onto him, pinning him to the ground. And he’ll stay there until he’s rescued by a family of magpies who carry him off to their nest and put him with their hatchlings & feed him regurgitated worms every morning.
January 27, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Greg Bovino won’t see your posts about him. He’ll try to, but his phone will flop forward onto him, pinning him to the ground. And he’ll stay there until he’s rescued by a family of magpies who carry him off to their nest and put him with their hatchlings & feed him regurgitated worms every morning.
Lol even funnier considering he did actually win by vote totals, Bush v. Gore notwithstanding
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Lol even funnier considering he did actually win by vote totals, Bush v. Gore notwithstanding
Very close to this in the timeline: bsky.app/profile/that...
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Very close to this in the timeline: bsky.app/profile/that...
100%. Are people still saying Glonzo around here?
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
100%. Are people still saying Glonzo around here?
Fork found in kitchen
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Fork found in kitchen
Maybe I’m misunderstanding or maybe I just like his sports coats too much, but isn’t his position basically like, “well, I guess the one good thing about the shitty centrist position is ‘we need to look into this’ will very shortly logically lead to ‘having looked, throw the whole thing away’”?
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Maybe I’m misunderstanding or maybe I just like his sports coats too much, but isn’t his position basically like, “well, I guess the one good thing about the shitty centrist position is ‘we need to look into this’ will very shortly logically lead to ‘having looked, throw the whole thing away’”?
THIIIIIIIS. It’s not like they’re not going to set the oil on fire.
“No animals are harmed in the production of the Kitten-Smasher 5000. It’s a low-kitten-death, low-splatter product”
“No animals are harmed in the production of the Kitten-Smasher 5000. It’s a low-kitten-death, low-splatter product”
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
THIIIIIIIS. It’s not like they’re not going to set the oil on fire.
“No animals are harmed in the production of the Kitten-Smasher 5000. It’s a low-kitten-death, low-splatter product”
“No animals are harmed in the production of the Kitten-Smasher 5000. It’s a low-kitten-death, low-splatter product”
Nobody owes you the act of listening to you
January 6, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Nobody owes you the act of listening to you
“Say the word you want to say! I will say it with you.”
*they actually do say it together, then the entire studio starts chanting it, then zoom out to crowds of people all across America*
*they actually do say it together, then the entire studio starts chanting it, then zoom out to crowds of people all across America*
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
“Say the word you want to say! I will say it with you.”
*they actually do say it together, then the entire studio starts chanting it, then zoom out to crowds of people all across America*
*they actually do say it together, then the entire studio starts chanting it, then zoom out to crowds of people all across America*
dream about me
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
dream about me
I also got besotted!
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I also got besotted!
Wow, a summary with links! That must’ve taken you a lot of work
December 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Wow, a summary with links! That must’ve taken you a lot of work
If you look closely, you’ll notice there are articles linked to many of these tweets. If you click the image or the summary below it, the article will open in a new browser window. You can then read the article by moving your eyes back and forth to scan the surface or your mobile telephone screen
December 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you look closely, you’ll notice there are articles linked to many of these tweets. If you click the image or the summary below it, the article will open in a new browser window. You can then read the article by moving your eyes back and forth to scan the surface or your mobile telephone screen
“And do not be like the hypocrites, with their ribbons, their tags, with their packages, boxes or bags! Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“And do not be like the hypocrites, with their ribbons, their tags, with their packages, boxes or bags! Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”
Pretty hard for me to see how Mr. Don’t Pray in Public would be outraged at the lack of public Christmas celebrations
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pretty hard for me to see how Mr. Don’t Pray in Public would be outraged at the lack of public Christmas celebrations