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trash-tzar.bsky.social
Kepler ✌️
@trash-tzar.bsky.social
Professional clown, amateur subversive, and parasite by choice. I am going to throw myself into the sea.
(25/she/her/he/him)
Man I hate being raised evangelical what do you mean they put a tiny puritan in my brain that tries to kill me when I try for any reason to think about anything hornier than kissing? This sucks!!!!!!
February 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Yes I'm crossposting while I transition over to here my social media is for ME it's MY funny haha personal public diary ok
February 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Can you imagine being such a creep ass loser that you turn on the TV to see your arch nemesis winning a Grammy for a diss track about you while the whole crowd sings about how you're a p*dophile at the top of their lungs
February 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Man I gotta start going through and reconstructing my Twitter follows on here STAT my feed is entirely AI think pieces by default and DJ Play MY Signature Tune:
January 31, 2025 at 9:10 AM