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Guardian of the Organic Ascension Timeline & Opener of Natural Stargates

Please take me off the list, Kash.
Not a bad deal if you ask me!
January 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
They say blood is thicker than water, but is blood thicker than thick water?

Take the Asprin Donnie!
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
For $25 you can get a cool sign that some chud will steal out of your yard!
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 AM
i walk away for 10 minutes lmao

content < timing
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
being a good commenter relies on getting your reply in early. very proud i got a sub 30s reply in on this post.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Can't imagine divorcing McKenzie Scott for the sleep paralysis demon...
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
there is no way this guy is real
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
this guy cant be real
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
dang, i dont even have the trump story
January 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Clipped this to send to every fucking CIA dipshit shill that tries to tell me some dumb shit about how its awful Maduro got kidnapped, but that hes an evil dictator who deserved it.
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
by my calculations, according to the Taco Bell Dollar to Calorie Ratio calculator i invented, the Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito is the best use of your dollar at Taco Bell is you are trying to maximize your caloric intake.
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
December 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
you will keep nothing from me, Jeffery Bezos.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Pretty cool of Mr. Trump sign autographs for all the members of the Sid Miller Lookalike Club
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh we love to see it in the morning folks! What am i missing? Whats going on this glorious day?
December 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
deciding if i should throw my life away or not.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
nope its perma. fuck Twitch and fuck this stupid country we live in.
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just got a perma ban from twitch for terrorism because i had an antifascist action flag and a burning american flag on my stream. lol
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
STARE INTO HER EYES AND YOU WILL SEE YOUR FUTURE
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Laura Ingraham looks craaaaaaaaazy. Looking at her feels like when you're coming down off acid at hour 11 the next morning and youre watching GMA and all their faces start morphing and turning into cyclopes.
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm trying out threads cause im tired of all the AI shitlib memes and wokescolds here. I need more normie interactions. I don't get any chinacore memes here. dogshit ass doodoo site.

www.threads.com/@globalw0rmi...
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
thinking about the people who bought AMC stock at 592.60 lol
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
exactly bro, why the fuck are you coming at me? you got a movie to promote!
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM