Tristan Barnett
@trashelk.bsky.social
Look what I can do!
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Look what I can do!
Gif of present-day, racist-ass, un-fucking-funny, Jim Breuer complaining about being “cancelled” would’ve worked here too
February 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Gif of present-day, racist-ass, un-fucking-funny, Jim Breuer complaining about being “cancelled” would’ve worked here too
Hyuk, hyuk. This is what you sound like.
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Hyuk, hyuk. This is what you sound like.
Don’t forget, corporations are people too. Housing will be the next industry made up of just 5 companies in a trench coat.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Don’t forget, corporations are people too. Housing will be the next industry made up of just 5 companies in a trench coat.
I think her hands blinked more than her face did.
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I think her hands blinked more than her face did.
If a wad of chew had a voice
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 PM
If a wad of chew had a voice
ICE took Pretti’s licensed firearm from him and ran it away from the altercation before the first shot was fired - being able to see this angle means that the administration can’t say that Pretti fired first and ICE shot back in self defense. He was effectively unarmed when they executed him.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
ICE took Pretti’s licensed firearm from him and ran it away from the altercation before the first shot was fired - being able to see this angle means that the administration can’t say that Pretti fired first and ICE shot back in self defense. He was effectively unarmed when they executed him.
If a colonoscopy had a voice…
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
If a colonoscopy had a voice…
All necessary troops is none, so job done I guess.
October 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
All necessary troops is none, so job done I guess.
Agreed. He’s not polling better on immigration because his base actually cares about the issue; it’s because it doesn’t immediately affect them. Every other issue directly touches their lives and they know they’re worse off for it.
April 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Agreed. He’s not polling better on immigration because his base actually cares about the issue; it’s because it doesn’t immediately affect them. Every other issue directly touches their lives and they know they’re worse off for it.
I mean, Pew Research, NYT, the Atlantic, AARP, Brittanica, Brookings Institute, the Federal Reserve, Bloomberg, Washington Post, Forbes, Time, and Harvard Joint Center for Housing Studies put the earliest cutoff at 1980 - with some as late as 1984.
I was born in 1980 and will die on this hill.
I was born in 1980 and will die on this hill.
April 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I mean, Pew Research, NYT, the Atlantic, AARP, Brittanica, Brookings Institute, the Federal Reserve, Bloomberg, Washington Post, Forbes, Time, and Harvard Joint Center for Housing Studies put the earliest cutoff at 1980 - with some as late as 1984.
I was born in 1980 and will die on this hill.
I was born in 1980 and will die on this hill.
But does Chewie live up to his name?
March 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
But does Chewie live up to his name?
Or tele-nursing homes
March 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Or tele-nursing homes
Being isolated and at war in 2028 is likely exactly what they’re hoping for to secure a third term.
March 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Being isolated and at war in 2028 is likely exactly what they’re hoping for to secure a third term.
They ARE the knee, pinned against our collective neck.
February 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They ARE the knee, pinned against our collective neck.
I’ve got bad news.
November 23, 2024 at 7:12 AM
I’ve got bad news.