John Constantine
@trashmagician.bsky.social
21+ RP | MDNI | MV | NO SMUT | #DCrp #Crossovers #TARDIS
Pinned
"I'm John fucking Constantine! And you're fucked."
indie interpretation of John Constantine(from the DC TV verse)
into the #TARDIS
[edit from pascalpunkk on tiktok]
indie interpretation of John Constantine(from the DC TV verse)
into the #TARDIS
[edit from pascalpunkk on tiktok]
John sighed as he tucked the cigarette away pulling out a small bottle of whiskey he kept on him all of the time.
"Why not? I may be a bastard but I'm not heartless."
He twisted off the lid and took a drink from the bottle.
"Why not? I may be a bastard but I'm not heartless."
He twisted off the lid and took a drink from the bottle.
“Don’t do that!” Shaking their head with some intensity, grinning as they hold the rock just against their heart. Clearly cherishing the gift.
Sitting beside him.
“Why did you… give it to me? Just randomly?”
Sitting beside him.
“Why did you… give it to me? Just randomly?”
"That's a trade secret. If I told ya I'd have to kill ya."
He smirked lightly joking.
Nodding a moment later.
"Yeah, you can keep it, luv."
He flopped backward and pulled a cigarette from somewhere settling it between his lips.
He smirked lightly joking.
Nodding a moment later.
"Yeah, you can keep it, luv."
He flopped backward and pulled a cigarette from somewhere settling it between his lips.
January 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
John sighed as he tucked the cigarette away pulling out a small bottle of whiskey he kept on him all of the time.
"Why not? I may be a bastard but I'm not heartless."
He twisted off the lid and took a drink from the bottle.
"Why not? I may be a bastard but I'm not heartless."
He twisted off the lid and took a drink from the bottle.
"That's a trade secret. If I told ya I'd have to kill ya."
He smirked lightly joking.
Nodding a moment later.
"Yeah, you can keep it, luv."
He flopped backward and pulled a cigarette from somewhere settling it between his lips.
He smirked lightly joking.
Nodding a moment later.
"Yeah, you can keep it, luv."
He flopped backward and pulled a cigarette from somewhere settling it between his lips.
“Yeah, but, how?”
Taking the rock from him, holding it close to their chest. Looking between him and the rock over and over.
“Can… can I keep it?”
Taking the rock from him, holding it close to their chest. Looking between him and the rock over and over.
“Can… can I keep it?”
"That is called magic luv."
John continues to grin as he held out the rock to Aspis.
"Take a look."
John continues to grin as he held out the rock to Aspis.
"Take a look."
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
"That's a trade secret. If I told ya I'd have to kill ya."
He smirked lightly joking.
Nodding a moment later.
"Yeah, you can keep it, luv."
He flopped backward and pulled a cigarette from somewhere settling it between his lips.
He smirked lightly joking.
Nodding a moment later.
"Yeah, you can keep it, luv."
He flopped backward and pulled a cigarette from somewhere settling it between his lips.
"That is called magic luv."
John continues to grin as he held out the rock to Aspis.
"Take a look."
John continues to grin as he held out the rock to Aspis.
"Take a look."
Blink. Blink blink. Staring at him. Trying to comprehend what the hell is going on. He’s on the ground, hands together and—-
Wide eyed.
“WHAT?! HOW?! Did I drop that? No, that isn’t even mine, where did that come from?!”
Grabbing onto his hand to look at the rock, “Lemme see, lemme see!”
Wide eyed.
“WHAT?! HOW?! Did I drop that? No, that isn’t even mine, where did that come from?!”
Grabbing onto his hand to look at the rock, “Lemme see, lemme see!”
John grinned and winked at Aspis as he sat up his hands still clasped together tightly.
"All good luv."
Making sure Aspis was looking at him he suddenly pulled a shiny rock from behind the other's ear.
"All good luv."
Making sure Aspis was looking at him he suddenly pulled a shiny rock from behind the other's ear.
January 20, 2026 at 2:52 AM
"That is called magic luv."
John continues to grin as he held out the rock to Aspis.
"Take a look."
John continues to grin as he held out the rock to Aspis.
"Take a look."
John grinned and winked at Aspis as he sat up his hands still clasped together tightly.
"All good luv."
Making sure Aspis was looking at him he suddenly pulled a shiny rock from behind the other's ear.
"All good luv."
Making sure Aspis was looking at him he suddenly pulled a shiny rock from behind the other's ear.
Looking down at him, head tilted.
“S-Sir? Are you alright?” Crouching in front of him, trying to make sure he isn’t hurt. Scaly brows furrowed with concern.
“Did you trip?”
“S-Sir? Are you alright?” Crouching in front of him, trying to make sure he isn’t hurt. Scaly brows furrowed with concern.
“Did you trip?”
Dives to the ground near @childofstheno.bsky.social his hands clasped together tightly.
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
John grinned and winked at Aspis as he sat up his hands still clasped together tightly.
"All good luv."
Making sure Aspis was looking at him he suddenly pulled a shiny rock from behind the other's ear.
"All good luv."
Making sure Aspis was looking at him he suddenly pulled a shiny rock from behind the other's ear.
Dives to the ground near @childofstheno.bsky.social his hands clasped together tightly.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Dives to the ground near @childofstheno.bsky.social his hands clasped together tightly.
Some bad occult advice on this #ManicMonday. 😁
January 19, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Some bad occult advice on this #ManicMonday. 😁
He didn't really want to leave but he knew he had to.
For Zatanna's safety.
He did have stuff he needed to do.
"See ya Zat."
He murmured before heading out.
For Zatanna's safety.
He did have stuff he needed to do.
"See ya Zat."
He murmured before heading out.
a brow rose.
“ oh? yeah … see ya. ”
“ oh? yeah … see ya. ”
John began to feel antsy and hopped to his feet.
"Well, I gotta get going, luv. See ya around sometime."
"Well, I gotta get going, luv. See ya around sometime."
January 19, 2026 at 9:22 AM
He didn't really want to leave but he knew he had to.
For Zatanna's safety.
He did have stuff he needed to do.
"See ya Zat."
He murmured before heading out.
For Zatanna's safety.
He did have stuff he needed to do.
"See ya Zat."
He murmured before heading out.
John began to feel antsy and hopped to his feet.
"Well, I gotta get going, luv. See ya around sometime."
"Well, I gotta get going, luv. See ya around sometime."
that smile never left her face as she examined the coin.
"I see. I see."
John had to be careful. If he let himself get too close bad things tended to happen.
John had to be careful. If he let himself get too close bad things tended to happen.
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 AM
John began to feel antsy and hopped to his feet.
"Well, I gotta get going, luv. See ya around sometime."
"Well, I gotta get going, luv. See ya around sometime."
"Why are ya blowing on my hands eh?"
John murmured as all of Rose's blowing woke him up.
John murmured as all of Rose's blowing woke him up.
He furrows his brow. This guy is really drunk...
He looks at the other man's hands. Is there any way to put those out? He tries to blow on them like candles.
He looks at the other man's hands. Is there any way to put those out? He tries to blow on them like candles.
Luckily, John's so drunk he couldn't stand up, and the words for the banishing spell had escaped him.
A few moments later, he passed out again, his hands still on fire.
A few moments later, he passed out again, his hands still on fire.
January 19, 2026 at 9:00 AM
"Why are ya blowing on my hands eh?"
John murmured as all of Rose's blowing woke him up.
John murmured as all of Rose's blowing woke him up.
《TARDIS》
I'm cackling imagining Rose blowing on Johnny's hands to try and put them out. 😭🌈💜
I'm cackling imagining Rose blowing on Johnny's hands to try and put them out. 😭🌈💜
January 19, 2026 at 8:44 AM
《TARDIS》
I'm cackling imagining Rose blowing on Johnny's hands to try and put them out. 😭🌈💜
I'm cackling imagining Rose blowing on Johnny's hands to try and put them out. 😭🌈💜
"I see. I see."
John had to be careful. If he let himself get too close bad things tended to happen.
John had to be careful. If he let himself get too close bad things tended to happen.
“ you’re both. ”
she snatched the quarter away.
she snatched the quarter away.
"Oh? I'm cute?"
He's grinning even more at that.
"I thought I was just a feckless bastard?"
He's grinning even more at that.
"I thought I was just a feckless bastard?"
January 19, 2026 at 8:29 AM
"I see. I see."
John had to be careful. If he let himself get too close bad things tended to happen.
John had to be careful. If he let himself get too close bad things tended to happen.
"Oh? I'm cute?"
He's grinning even more at that.
"I thought I was just a feckless bastard?"
He's grinning even more at that.
"I thought I was just a feckless bastard?"
“ you are lucky you are cute. ”
Leans over and plucks the coin from behind Zatanna's ear as he grins at her.
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 AM
"Oh? I'm cute?"
He's grinning even more at that.
"I thought I was just a feckless bastard?"
He's grinning even more at that.
"I thought I was just a feckless bastard?"
Leans over and plucks the coin from behind Zatanna's ear as he grins at her.
a soft snicker.
Then he does a 'magic' trick and makes the coin 'disappear'.
January 19, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Leans over and plucks the coin from behind Zatanna's ear as he grins at her.
He's okay.
He just needs to sleep it off.
Which he's doing right there on the ground.
He just needs to sleep it off.
Which he's doing right there on the ground.
She's gently shaking him, before checking his pulse.
"Perhaps I should call an ambulance?"
"Perhaps I should call an ambulance?"
Mumbles but remains unconscious.
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
He's okay.
He just needs to sleep it off.
Which he's doing right there on the ground.
He just needs to sleep it off.
Which he's doing right there on the ground.
Reposted by John Constantine
"I know that you're a twat!"
John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist.
"Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"
John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist.
"Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"
Eobard glances up with half a smile.
“Good, so you know who I am. That will make things easier. Here: take this.”
He opens a hatch in the door and slides in a drink.
“Hangover cure.”
“Good, so you know who I am. That will make things easier. Here: take this.”
He opens a hatch in the door and slides in a drink.
“Hangover cure.”
John wakes sometime later.
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"I know that you're a twat!"
John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist.
"Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"
John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist.
"Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"
John wakes sometime later.
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
Thawne speeds him away, locking him inside the pipeline cell. He pulls up a chair and sits outside the clear window, waiting.
If he'd been fully conscious, he'd have corrected Thawne, but as it was, he was absolutely plastered.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
John wakes sometime later.
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
John might be watching to make sure she enjoys it.
she’d take it, giving a big bite.
"Your burger milady!"
John presented Zatanna with her meal before he sat down to enjoy his own.
John presented Zatanna with her meal before he sat down to enjoy his own.
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
John might be watching to make sure she enjoys it.
Then he does a 'magic' trick and makes the coin 'disappear'.
her eyes rolled.
Catches it easily and flips the coin over his fingers like the show off he is.
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Then he does a 'magic' trick and makes the coin 'disappear'.
Reposted by John Constantine
I wish I could remember
‘the good times’
But those were the first to
leave my mind
‘the good times’
But those were the first to
leave my mind
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I wish I could remember
‘the good times’
But those were the first to
leave my mind
‘the good times’
But those were the first to
leave my mind
If he'd been fully conscious, he'd have corrected Thawne, but as it was, he was absolutely plastered.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
“Hello, John Constan-TINE,” Thawne mocks. “Be careful — I need you alive for this.”
He attempts to grab John, trying to run him to his own lab, where he intends to take him.
He attempts to grab John, trying to run him to his own lab, where he intends to take him.
Mumbles and is vaguely aware of Thawne's presence.
"Who's there. . . ."
"Who's there. . . ."
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
If he'd been fully conscious, he'd have corrected Thawne, but as it was, he was absolutely plastered.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
Mumbles and is vaguely aware of Thawne's presence.
"Who's there. . . ."
"Who's there. . . ."
Pathetic.
But useful.
But useful.
Passes out drunk on the TL.
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Mumbles and is vaguely aware of Thawne's presence.
"Who's there. . . ."
"Who's there. . . ."
Shows up at @tophatsorceress.bsky.social place absolutely shit faced.
January 18, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Shows up at @tophatsorceress.bsky.social place absolutely shit faced.
Sighs and magics the crumbs away.
"Is that better luv?"
"Is that better luv?"
BUT SHE IS.
cue a huff.
cue a huff.
Shrugs.
Not his problem.
He's not the maid.
Not his problem.
He's not the maid.
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Sighs and magics the crumbs away.
"Is that better luv?"
"Is that better luv?"