CaffeinatedRaccoon
@trashpanda360.bsky.social
Just bi raccoon with a caffeine problem, chronic illness, dirty mind, and a dark sense of humor. 🇺🇲🇨🇦🏳️🌈
If the first ingredient is water, it counts
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If the first ingredient is water, it counts
Wait, you need a prescription for an unhealthy amount of monster?
That's my meds, and what it doesn't fix is someone else's problem.
That's my meds, and what it doesn't fix is someone else's problem.
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wait, you need a prescription for an unhealthy amount of monster?
That's my meds, and what it doesn't fix is someone else's problem.
That's my meds, and what it doesn't fix is someone else's problem.
Seriously though, it's like therapists forget that we pay them to wave their magic wand and instantly fix us.
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Seriously though, it's like therapists forget that we pay them to wave their magic wand and instantly fix us.
Never whistle at night, it might summon a Styna
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Never whistle at night, it might summon a Styna
Right as I was thinking they finally got your med combo down, you come out and say this. lol 🤣
Stay weird ❤️
Stay weird ❤️
October 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Right as I was thinking they finally got your med combo down, you come out and say this. lol 🤣
Stay weird ❤️
Stay weird ❤️
Wow! Really?.... and you didn't share. 😭
August 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wow! Really?.... and you didn't share. 😭
It still feels like yesterday that he left us.
August 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It still feels like yesterday that he left us.
I'd love to be friends with you. You're so cool that if we ever met irl, I'd be too nervous to say anything. You're like a celebrity
August 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'd love to be friends with you. You're so cool that if we ever met irl, I'd be too nervous to say anything. You're like a celebrity
Free rocks AND attention from a pretty girl.... sign me up.
August 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Free rocks AND attention from a pretty girl.... sign me up.
Facts. I just found out that the cartilage that's supposed to be in my hands and feet isn't there.
May 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Facts. I just found out that the cartilage that's supposed to be in my hands and feet isn't there.
Cauliflower is the unwanted Oops child of broccoli and hot garbage. Given that it smells and tastes like that, clearly it doesn't want to be eaten.
April 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Cauliflower is the unwanted Oops child of broccoli and hot garbage. Given that it smells and tastes like that, clearly it doesn't want to be eaten.