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You’re saying I get to kiss someone under toes?? Christmas is amazing.
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You’re saying I get to kiss someone under toes?? Christmas is amazing.
Eating a Christmas themed bath bomb to get into the holiday spirit.
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Eating a Christmas themed bath bomb to get into the holiday spirit.
The first person to cut the head off a chicken must’ve been like ohhh shit oh wtf.
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The first person to cut the head off a chicken must’ve been like ohhh shit oh wtf.
Apple dev texting their friend something was funny:
Laugh out loud!
Laugh out loud!
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Apple dev texting their friend something was funny:
Laugh out loud!
Laugh out loud!
If you die at Applebees do you die in real life too?
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you die at Applebees do you die in real life too?
TRAGIC: Applebees runs out of apples, local man has no choice but to order bees.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
TRAGIC: Applebees runs out of apples, local man has no choice but to order bees.
Sitting in my car at Lowes parked in the spot reserved for veterans and I’m straight up jorkin it.
June 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sitting in my car at Lowes parked in the spot reserved for veterans and I’m straight up jorkin it.
You love hot ramen inside of you. I love hot raw men inside of me. We are not similar.
June 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You love hot ramen inside of you. I love hot raw men inside of me. We are not similar.
Putting my Waze traffic report badges on my resume.
June 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Putting my Waze traffic report badges on my resume.
I am a bird, flying along joyously.
Life is a particularly clean office building window.
Life is a particularly clean office building window.
June 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I am a bird, flying along joyously.
Life is a particularly clean office building window.
Life is a particularly clean office building window.
“Sorry babe, the tourniquet stays on during sex 😎” I manage to say as I grab the dresser to keep from falling.
June 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“Sorry babe, the tourniquet stays on during sex 😎” I manage to say as I grab the dresser to keep from falling.
If you’re 30 and your main circle isn’t discussing:
-the wordle
-the mini
-the connections
-the strands
You probably enjoy your mornings like seriously what the fuck was purple.
-the wordle
-the mini
-the connections
-the strands
You probably enjoy your mornings like seriously what the fuck was purple.
May 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If you’re 30 and your main circle isn’t discussing:
-the wordle
-the mini
-the connections
-the strands
You probably enjoy your mornings like seriously what the fuck was purple.
-the wordle
-the mini
-the connections
-the strands
You probably enjoy your mornings like seriously what the fuck was purple.
College kinda sus. What do you mean you’re “”taking a minor””??
May 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
College kinda sus. What do you mean you’re “”taking a minor””??
Tariff this tariff that why is nobody talking about the tariff-ying lack of horny MILFs in my area?
April 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Tariff this tariff that why is nobody talking about the tariff-ying lack of horny MILFs in my area?
Being an adult is simply going from ant invasion to ant invasion with varying amounts of time between chapters.
April 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Being an adult is simply going from ant invasion to ant invasion with varying amounts of time between chapters.
Top Gun? I hardly know Gun!
March 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Top Gun? I hardly know Gun!
Tip: you can hit the flight attendant call button for help on the NYT Connections up to 4 times without being put on a no fly list.
March 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Tip: you can hit the flight attendant call button for help on the NYT Connections up to 4 times without being put on a no fly list.
I turn my phone onto drive mode when I’m behind the wheel so text message notifications don’t interrupt my NYT puzzles.
February 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I turn my phone onto drive mode when I’m behind the wheel so text message notifications don’t interrupt my NYT puzzles.
She connecting on my mini till I wordle.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
She connecting on my mini till I wordle.
Posting in Craigslist missed connections:
We were in line at Starbucks and you were in front of me. I got yellow and blue but got confused with green. I noticed you got purple first.
We were in line at Starbucks and you were in front of me. I got yellow and blue but got confused with green. I noticed you got purple first.
February 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Posting in Craigslist missed connections:
We were in line at Starbucks and you were in front of me. I got yellow and blue but got confused with green. I noticed you got purple first.
We were in line at Starbucks and you were in front of me. I got yellow and blue but got confused with green. I noticed you got purple first.
Connections category: things I need rn.
February 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Connections category: things I need rn.
Buying from Black and LGBTQ-owned liquor stores has turned my alcohol problems into alcohol solutions.
February 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Buying from Black and LGBTQ-owned liquor stores has turned my alcohol problems into alcohol solutions.
I want to kiss you. By kiss I mean eat. By you I mean a burger.
February 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I want to kiss you. By kiss I mean eat. By you I mean a burger.
“This is a good time to eat 35 tortilla chips” I think to myself at literally any hour of the day.
February 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“This is a good time to eat 35 tortilla chips” I think to myself at literally any hour of the day.
I want to eat burger. By eat I mean kiss. By burger I mean you.
February 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I want to eat burger. By eat I mean kiss. By burger I mean you.