Larry Birdwatcher
@trashtakes.bsky.social
seattle sports. be nice to watch other.
still mad they lost to fsu
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 AM
still mad they lost to fsu
any other topics you have hater takes on near the level of sports?
January 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
any other topics you have hater takes on near the level of sports?
WE BUILT A SCALABLE MODEL FOR CFB DESTRUCTION.
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 AM
WE BUILT A SCALABLE MODEL FOR CFB DESTRUCTION.
2025 UConn or 2019 LSU. Many are saying it's a toss up.
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
2025 UConn or 2019 LSU. Many are saying it's a toss up.
Turtleneck got a v-neck fit on her
January 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Turtleneck got a v-neck fit on her
ok she needs to call Colangelo for shirt recs
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
ok she needs to call Colangelo for shirt recs
she needs the "find a new slant" shirt
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 PM
she needs the "find a new slant" shirt
It's the best spot in wa
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
It's the best spot in wa
imagining the reaction if this was a soccer match in england
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
imagining the reaction if this was a soccer match in england
or, I hope, there is zero consumer demand for this stuff and this is execs looking to impress bosses
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
or, I hope, there is zero consumer demand for this stuff and this is execs looking to impress bosses
*jumps into volcano*
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
*jumps into volcano*
bro if you aren't up on your 3rd party demand gen funnel you are being left behind. REAL TALK
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
bro if you aren't up on your 3rd party demand gen funnel you are being left behind. REAL TALK
congrats, I think?
January 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
congrats, I think?
only proof I want in my news is this here bourbon
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
only proof I want in my news is this here bourbon
buddy I sip my atrocities neat and like my whataboutism double distilled
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
buddy I sip my atrocities neat and like my whataboutism double distilled
"Bring out yer drunk"
a man in a helmet is saying `` bring out your dead '' while standing in the rain .
ALT: a man in a helmet is saying `` bring out your dead '' while standing in the rain .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
"Bring out yer drunk"
our new segment "Oops All Tyrannies" brought to you by General Mills
January 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
our new segment "Oops All Tyrannies" brought to you by General Mills
Deal. I root for Real Madrid to be the Browns.
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Deal. I root for Real Madrid to be the Browns.
please don't let this imply I support real Madrid in any way
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
please don't let this imply I support real Madrid in any way