I love Duolingo. I think you should give it a shot (it's free) and if you don't like then you lose nothing.

Well this is cool!

I like this, but isn't this exactly how this title was meant to be defended?

I enjoyed your post and appreciate your humor. I do enjoy snark and sarcasm. And you're right, it is hard to land online but you accomplished it.

I know you meant the continental United States, but I still had a brief moment there where I imagined trying to get to Hawai'i via horseback. 😁

Literally all my favorite things!

I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have books, music, coffee and wine.