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Web developer, not designer. Social Justice Warrior is a compliment. Immigrants are people. Trans people are people. Nobody is illegal. (he/him)
Salt and pepper, same as I would if ketchup were available.
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Your offline experience is that lots of people think that liberals want half the population of the USA to die? I assure you, that’s very different from my experience.
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Yes. I’m saying that yours is far more hyperbolic and damaging to civil discourse.
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The Wikipedia page on the Reign of Terror says that at most 37,000 people died as a result. Yes, that’s a lot, but FAR from half the population of France at the time.
December 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Your argument is that when the OP suggested one person be killed, what he secretly meant was 170,000,000 should be killed?
December 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’ve noticed that blood sucking evil organizations these days are often naming themselves after, or otherwise aligning themselves with, objectively evil and/or abject failures from pop culture. They see things that look strong, but don’t pay attention to the end of the story.
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The post you are referring to fantasized about state sanctioned violence wielded against exactly one American. Is the difference between one and a hundred and seventy some odd million one that can be discussed with civility?
December 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Dude named his awesome security company after a guy who tried to destroy the entire world, like literally set the template for generations of pure evil characters, and who got beaten by two little dudes with hairy feet
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Can’t wait for GRIMA, the newest AI offering, which feeds you reassuring things that have the ring of truth, but will actually result in your downfall. (Indistinguishable from any other AI offering.)
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This appears to be the Gary Larson version.
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Their lesser known later children, Richard and Karen, would go on keep the band alive, while firstborn Jesus never really managed to hold down a job.
December 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“We are not out to score points with one side of the political spectrum” No, you’re out to score points with the *other* side of the political spectrum.
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Remember when Biden called for Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham and Maria Bartiromo and Greg Gutfeld to be fired?

Me neither.
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Seems that there’s a lot of countries in the world with two primary political parties: a “conservative” one dedicated to preserving white supremacy by tearing down the institutions that might fight it, and a “liberal” one dedicated to preserving white supremacy through inaction.
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What if the true Gift of the Magi is all the friends we fuck over along the way?
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That’s clearly two guys.
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Prove him wrong!
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is actually the expected result, when you consider that the agency is now staffed with people chosen explicitly for their willingness to ignore policy and procedure. None of them will have read the obviously available and surely mandatory documentation on how to redact documents for release.
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s a real shame that an upstanding company like CBS, with an unblemished history of unbiased reporting, had the wool pulled over their eyes on this one particular hire.
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
And Saskatchewan storms are not to be trifled with, so just imagine the troopers they have!
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
GI Joe had better designs.
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Sounds like she was the city’s security lady, not the building’s.
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Nicely done.
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
While we’re at it, maybe move traffic enforcement and parking enforcement and crowd control / construction site supervision to new organizations as well.
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM