Treacle
@treacletruffle.bsky.social
Neither as funny nor as clever as he thinks.
Brace for disappointment.
Winner Rear of the Year 1975
Brace for disappointment.
Winner Rear of the Year 1975
Doesn't everybody do that in the supermarket car park?
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Doesn't everybody do that in the supermarket car park?
I'd forgive them as they are an excellent tribute act.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'd forgive them as they are an excellent tribute act.
Sam Altman was seen with his familiars, a black cat and a stoat.
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sam Altman was seen with his familiars, a black cat and a stoat.
The Glasgow moon will miss you, it'll have no one else to pose for.
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Glasgow moon will miss you, it'll have no one else to pose for.
That sounds like a very worthwhile pilgrimage. Looking forward to hearing how you get on.
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
That sounds like a very worthwhile pilgrimage. Looking forward to hearing how you get on.
Gene Simmons has AI generated hair.
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Gene Simmons has AI generated hair.
Only 50% of the people in Nigel Farage's marriage speak English as a first language.
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Only 50% of the people in Nigel Farage's marriage speak English as a first language.
What kind of bird lives on the moon?
A moongoose.
A moongoose.
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What kind of bird lives on the moon?
A moongoose.
A moongoose.
And an additional post for @andrewisaround.bsky.social because there wasn't enough room to include him in the previous one and he is a most splendid chap, as is @superpage58.bsky.social who I am sure well be in for a wonderful surprise when the bearded old man empties his sack down his chimney
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
And an additional post for @andrewisaround.bsky.social because there wasn't enough room to include him in the previous one and he is a most splendid chap, as is @superpage58.bsky.social who I am sure well be in for a wonderful surprise when the bearded old man empties his sack down his chimney
Blimey I somehow managed to completely miss this update. I hope the excellent Tom Pitt enjoys his retirement from Digi archaeology. Put your feet up and have a cuppa, you're contributions were always greatly received. Anon gent, @jamienemeth.bsky.social, zxguesser.bsky.social Santa hat doffed to you
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December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Blimey I somehow managed to completely miss this update. I hope the excellent Tom Pitt enjoys his retirement from Digi archaeology. Put your feet up and have a cuppa, you're contributions were always greatly received. Anon gent, @jamienemeth.bsky.social, zxguesser.bsky.social Santa hat doffed to you
Thinking I'm being hilarious when I'm actually being an obnoxious dick is my forte.
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Thinking I'm being hilarious when I'm actually being an obnoxious dick is my forte.
I'm like that old t-shirt slogan "instant asshole, just add alcohol".
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I'm like that old t-shirt slogan "instant asshole, just add alcohol".
Hard relate. One of the main reasons I don't drink much these days.
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Hard relate. One of the main reasons I don't drink much these days.
Apparently Boob is Boob spelled backwards but I haven't had time to verify.
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Apparently Boob is Boob spelled backwards but I haven't had time to verify.
When it's pulled out you can declare yourself king of England, well you can if those rumours about Prince William are true.
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
When it's pulled out you can declare yourself king of England, well you can if those rumours about Prince William are true.
You're able to apply some perspective and acknowledge that it's something temporary, which is an important step in navigating through this.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You're able to apply some perspective and acknowledge that it's something temporary, which is an important step in navigating through this.
"Have you been injured while attempting to deliver presents due to badly lit homes? Suffered illness from prolonged exposure to sooty chimneys or food poisoning from poorly stored mince pies? If yes then then Claus Claims could be the little helper you need!"
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Have you been injured while attempting to deliver presents due to badly lit homes? Suffered illness from prolonged exposure to sooty chimneys or food poisoning from poorly stored mince pies? If yes then then Claus Claims could be the little helper you need!"
Sounds like they're attempting to activate agent Chinny from his sleep.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Sounds like they're attempting to activate agent Chinny from his sleep.
I have an induction hob, but I still use a kettle to boil water as I'm not uncouth.
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I have an induction hob, but I still use a kettle to boil water as I'm not uncouth.
It was while they were doing promo work for this panto that I met the Krankies and got them to sign my copy of Deep Purple's Last Concert in Japan, for reasons that seemed hilarious at the time.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
It was while they were doing promo work for this panto that I met the Krankies and got them to sign my copy of Deep Purple's Last Concert in Japan, for reasons that seemed hilarious at the time.
Is that good filth or bad filth?
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Is that good filth or bad filth?