I'm both pleased and saddened that my new night-time driving glasses make an appreciable difference in how blindingly intolerable oncoming headlights appear.

My kiddo says this cereal doesn't make sense unless you like your donuts tasting like corn.

I want someone to explain to me why remote learning days are a better option than cancellation/snow makeup days. I want to know who this benefits, because it doesn't seem to be students, parents, or teachers.

They said last night that it would snow this morning, but when I woke up at 4am- nothing. When I woke up at 6am, still nothing. Now that it's 8:30, and snowing I can finally relax.

It seems that if you purchased that gift for Christmas in October there really is no point in getting a gift receipt for it. By dec 26th that bird has flown.

Watching @duneprophecy.bsky.social and the future looks pretty bleak...but at least we evolve passed the need for leopard print, cowboy hats, and Christmas music.

Sitting alone in the waiting room at 7am while "Pop Music" by M plays over the Muzak is a special kind of feel.

I have great friends, a great family, and I'm proud to be here. I think 42 will be a good year, full of falling whales and potted petunias.

Sitting in the library basement attempting to play DnD with children. If I were DM I would have lost my brain 2 hours ago. God bless the DM.

Wait, there's tomato soup available with no salt added? This is incredible. Sure it costs more but think of how many more tomatoes must go into it to make up the volume in lost salt.

Storm is a comin'. The chickens are silent. The goats won't leave the barn. The flies have come home to roost.

Facebook mobile has blocked the search in Marketplace- insisting that the app should be downloaded. The app's search works fine- and every 4th item is a video ad.

I'm watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966) starring Don Knotts. There is something anxious-funny about watching a person eating chicken soup from a bowl on a table by the spoonful while having to stand.