Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she REALLY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE

…dude to go to the bathroom to fart but he ignores me, shits his pants anyways. I have actually considered writing him up, but what’s the offense? Farting? Am i really gonna put that on paper? Bc of this incident, I realize…GASP!….that I was actually WRONG…not all farts are funny 😝

I used to say the world can be divided into 2 groups: those who think farts are funny, & those who don’t. That line has become blurred bc I supervise workers at a factory & 1 won’t stop blowing ass. It is a problem bc it disturbs a LOT of this guy’s coworkers who look to ME to stop it. I’ve told the

But usually we do, it’s the point. Fartists like to share their work!

I vote firing squad on Tuesdays, trash goes out on Wednesday

I could have slept in this morning bc i’m off work but NO since i am the food-getter, my dog was snuffling my face at 3:56 am, which he knows is 100% effective in getting me out of bed & him fed & pottied. I am but a humble servant. 😜

This was always the plan. How’s it working out for Florida who pays no income tax?

So the GOP will own all the civil unrest too.

It’s a treasure ❤️

These are monopolies & soul sucking AI infused corporations. This means the guys tweet is pure diversion from actually relevant issues

I see it differently. I see a carefully curated reality created by billionaires who control media & bribe politicians to secure favorable outcomes & they have AI to help. I don’t blame peasants, I blame the wealth class who are currently engaged in monetized depopulation. The 1%.

Dunno why you’re blaming yourself, you had nothing to do with it

And just like Shakespeare’s tale, it ain’t gonna WASH OFF

I picked this book up at a library years ago,, opened to the first page, read it & realized this author is amazing. Just that first page, I wanted to read more. Very skilled author

Been read a few hundred times. It was like kid-crack. Sequel to Bunnicula

apple does not take care of their older products which pushes poor ppl towards androids
apple has an elitist mentality. this’ll fuck their market long term, just my opinion

“They’re coming for you!”
He actually means the tech bros but whatever

Dublin has russian thugs? I thought they were too “Fuck the Establishment” to cater to oligarchs.