trentmay.bsky.social
@trentmay.bsky.social
I like whimsy and whimsy accessories.
Imagine celebrating barely beating teams like South Carolina and Northwestern.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
There's two things Jimmy Haslam can't stand on his teams: good logos and good quarterbacks. #crew96
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I don't have many rules. One of my big ones is to never take medical advice from an orange president.
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The guy college football wants to be the next hero of the world looked like shit.
August 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
After all the Arch Manning goo chugging during the pre game, that first half seems fitting.
August 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
All this pre show is doing is making me want to see Arch get sacked repeatedly. College football needs to learn that whenever you try this hard to make a hero, you end up with a villain.
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Some people are the forecasters. Some people are the weather.
August 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This Saturday is shaping up to be a once in a lifetime tailgate. After months of planning, communication, and what ifs........ It's happening. 90s tailgate...... meet CREWZERS REUNION!!!!!!!!! Tailgate lot followed by Nordecke. Let's go!!!!!!!! #Crew96
August 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Hola Amigos,
We need 20-25 folks to help with a traveling banner the Crew are unveiling for Lord Guillermo. The banner travel between 132-144. It will be moved by our volunteers and fans. We want to kick off the banner around 7:37 pm tmrw. Meet at the Nordecke closet at 7pm if interested!
Gracias!
July 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One more ticket and we're sold out!! #crew96

nordecke.com/shop/tickets...
DC United – 07/19/25 @ 7:30pm Ticket – The Nordecke
nordecke.com
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The joys of Arcanum Ohio. Village administrator is also a police officer. I got pulled over for running a yellow light that turned yellow after I was in the intersection. Shortly after a positive officer came to our house with a notice saying we had to make thousands of dollars in sidewalk repairs.
July 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Tomorrow
June 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
See you all Wednesday! #crew96
June 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Some of my amigos around the league are getting surprises with their shipments of NEAT t-shirts.

Tell your friends about @supportersupply.co

When in doubt, we do cool shit. ✊
June 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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The NEAT shirt that we made for the #Crew96 game on Saturday kinda took off around the league. So we made one that comes in every color, so that every fan of every team in MLS can show how they like their drinks.

Neat. With NO ICE. ✊

www.supportersupply.co/product/neat...
NEAT Unisex T-shirt | Supporter Supply Co.
This is a NEAT t-shirt. Choose your own shirt and print color.Available only from Supporter Supply Co.Proceeds to benefit:CRIS (Community Refugee & Immigration Services)& United We Dream- 52/4...
www.supportersupply.co
June 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Shout out to @supportersupply.co for making a really NEAT shirt on very short notice. #crew96
June 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This Saturday!!

Should be a NEAT time.
June 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If everything is wrong than nothing is wrong. It gets hard to take someone seriously if everything is always a complaint.
June 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Some yellow shirt ideas:
1) Wear one of the Crew giveaways.
2) Wear one of your own old shirts you're ready to retire.
3) Grab a shirt from @supportersupply.co.
4) Check Goodwill, Walmart, Amazon, etc. for a basic cheap yellow shirt. It doesn't have to be a Crew shirt.
#Crew96
Next Saturday, join us in the Northlot for our Marker Party 2025! Throw on a yellow shirt, bring a sharpie and get ready to tag fellow Crew fans with memories, messages and jokes. Don’t want to participate?Wear black instead And remember, always ask for consent before signing someone’s shirt!
June 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
May 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Come join us for Promdecke this Saturday!

nordecke.com/product-cate...
May 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Teaching my youngest how to drive a manual today. She'll be the only one in her class with this skill.
April 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Tickets are going fast, yall. Grab yours for Saturday now!
The Crew is back at home again this week (lower.com) to take on San Jose. We’ve got tickets available! nordecke.com/shop/tickets...
April 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Last year, we had a high energy and loud home match that actually had mostly Crew supporters. This year..... yuck. Guessing ownership got the cash grab they wanted, though. What could have been if this was a home match. #Crew96
April 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The stupid & generic C logo makes more sense now. It was the plan all along. Both Columbus and Cleveland start with a C. It's the ultimate super villain move by ownership. #crew96
April 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM