officially hate kids again

this absolute bitch fight between tr*mp and m*sk is the funniest thing that has happened in 2025

I straight up forgot that st patty’s day is on Monday and that everyone was celebrating this weekend until I heard music outside my door this morning lmao

i still keep track of that other social media app from time to time and ppl are having revisionist history on s*******r and wants to bring it back bc of clips from minis that ppl still have. like they don’t realize that the creator of that game didn’t support women when they needed it the most smh

This might be the longest it’s taken for me to get back to a semi normal sleep schedule after NYE festivities lmaooo

is it just me or does anyone else have a diet of just peppermint bark and hot chocolate between thanksgiving and xmas

a cuddle sounds great rn also yes of all the things this is what came to mind when i was trying to figure out what to tweet first on this app