Define “Perfect Ending.”

I’m so glad the young children of the world are FINALLY learning about 1985’s WITNESS. Thank you, Little Golden Books.

At first glance, I definitely thought this was @pftompkins.bsky.social

Now that everyone is enjoying #thepitt, I think it’s important we all revisit this painting of Noah Wyle on a horse from ER.

Whatever happened to Lauren Ashley Carter? She once seemed poised to be one of our biggest modern scream queens? If she’s taking a break or walked away from acting willingly, more power to her. But if she’s just not getting cast in stuff anymore, the horror genre is being done a disservice.

Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Not ashamed to admit how much I enjoyed this shameless, silly X-Files rip-off.

Not gonna lie…this hit pretty hard.

I dunno…me?

Great to see you over here, Tiff! Hoping to get to see you at a con again soon, especially since you’ve joined the Trek family since the last time I got to annoy you, and I’m definitely looking forward to talking to you about that.

Vibe check for Filmsky 📽️

My girlfriend loves being a completionist for horror franchises and I made the mistake of saying “you know there are two more of these that no one cares about” after we watched the first 3 ROTLD’s. Paying for it. Posting this now in case I don’t survive RAVE TO THE GRAVE.

Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky

Four movies I would grab and talk about if I visited the Criterion Closet. Well, three movies and one show. And yes, I know two of these releases never made to blu and are OOP - maybe me talking about them would change that!

I don’t know what a good introductory post for Bluesky would be, so I guess I’ll just start by reminding everyone that George Kennedy once wrote a book starring himself where he has to solve a murder while filming a movie.