Long live The Ex.

But would he sink her with his pink torpedo?

Voldemort doesn’t have a nose. Not cute.

As far as I know, there are only four kinds of monger: cheese-; fish-; war-; and whore-.

I’ll take cheesemonger every time.

Ain’t no hole in the washtuuuuub

This one is a bit of a... stretch...

Holy crap... I'd forgotten all about Under the Rainbow. THAT'S MY FAVORITE BUCKET.

Have a crabby, stabby Christmas!

We all need some Cher now and then.

Cringiest movie ever... blerghh

Yup. I learned this as a kid growing up on Long Island. The ground on which I stood was topsoil and rocks from New England, scooped up by glaciers and deposited into the ocean. Fun fact.

Clarence Darrow: “I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure”. Actually, Clarence, this is one person who can't take a dirt nap soon enough...

And America's climate policy is muddied by a thousand lonely suicides.

Replacements: Let It Be. REM: Reckoning. Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds: From Her to Eternity. Simple Minds: Sparkle in the Rain. (three albums with "rain" in the title... wow.) Big Country: Steeltown. Thomas Dolby: The Flat Earth.