val (🌈🏒 arc)
@trickycrayon.com
Technical customer support gremlin. Genderqueer (they/them), polyam, ADHD. Lives in the woods with a menagerie. Former arachnophobe turned spider fan. Disney parks nerd. Birder. Swamp witch. Gun owner.
like that was still fun! even if i can't fucking draw!
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
like that was still fun! even if i can't fucking draw!
This photo is what he's referring to. It's from 2011.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
This photo is what he's referring to. It's from 2011.
I FELL TWICE BUT I LIVED AND ALSO ONCE SAM GOT IT ON VIDEO LOL
VERY FUN
VERY FUN
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I FELL TWICE BUT I LIVED AND ALSO ONCE SAM GOT IT ON VIDEO LOL
VERY FUN
VERY FUN
>tries pea
>rejects pea
>asks for another pea
>licks pea
>rejects pea
>rejects pea
>asks for another pea
>licks pea
>rejects pea
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
>tries pea
>rejects pea
>asks for another pea
>licks pea
>rejects pea
>rejects pea
>asks for another pea
>licks pea
>rejects pea
I posted about this on LinkedIn with a silly little drawing I made of myself how I sit at my desk on a postit, and the first person who replied was an old coworker
with her own silly drawing
that old coworker? HAS ONE ARM
I DON'T WANNA FUCKIN HEAR SHIT, MAN
with her own silly drawing
that old coworker? HAS ONE ARM
I DON'T WANNA FUCKIN HEAR SHIT, MAN
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I posted about this on LinkedIn with a silly little drawing I made of myself how I sit at my desk on a postit, and the first person who replied was an old coworker
with her own silly drawing
that old coworker? HAS ONE ARM
I DON'T WANNA FUCKIN HEAR SHIT, MAN
with her own silly drawing
that old coworker? HAS ONE ARM
I DON'T WANNA FUCKIN HEAR SHIT, MAN
not liking something doesn't make you deep, even if you found a "good reason" to not like it
you can just not like stuff
you can just not like stuff
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
not liking something doesn't make you deep, even if you found a "good reason" to not like it
you can just not like stuff
you can just not like stuff
I challenge you to find a cuter cat.
February 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I challenge you to find a cuter cat.
here's your dispatch from my starving cats
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
here's your dispatch from my starving cats
Who needs Starbucks when you've got Honey Dew Donuts? ☺️
(Their old logo was a bear, so it makes more sense, too!)
(Their old logo was a bear, so it makes more sense, too!)
February 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Who needs Starbucks when you've got Honey Dew Donuts? ☺️
(Their old logo was a bear, so it makes more sense, too!)
(Their old logo was a bear, so it makes more sense, too!)
SYNTHWAVE BIRD! SYNTHWAVE BIRD!!!
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
SYNTHWAVE BIRD! SYNTHWAVE BIRD!!!
>set up blanket on couch to read gay hockey romance
>sit at computer for a few to look at bodhrans first
>cat takes my spot
:|
>sit at computer for a few to look at bodhrans first
>cat takes my spot
:|
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
>set up blanket on couch to read gay hockey romance
>sit at computer for a few to look at bodhrans first
>cat takes my spot
:|
>sit at computer for a few to look at bodhrans first
>cat takes my spot
:|
Well, I went and found my old thrift store figure skates to see if they fit and if I should sharpen them.
They fit like a fucking glove. They feel so much more stable than the rentals I was using.
I bought them 15 years ago for $2.99 and have never used them.
Bonus: they're goth*.
*men's
They fit like a fucking glove. They feel so much more stable than the rentals I was using.
I bought them 15 years ago for $2.99 and have never used them.
Bonus: they're goth*.
*men's
January 31, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Well, I went and found my old thrift store figure skates to see if they fit and if I should sharpen them.
They fit like a fucking glove. They feel so much more stable than the rentals I was using.
I bought them 15 years ago for $2.99 and have never used them.
Bonus: they're goth*.
*men's
They fit like a fucking glove. They feel so much more stable than the rentals I was using.
I bought them 15 years ago for $2.99 and have never used them.
Bonus: they're goth*.
*men's
because never can have too many useless pretty idiots!!!
January 31, 2026 at 4:51 PM
because never can have too many useless pretty idiots!!!
ATTENTION
AFTER ALMOST FOURTEEN YEARS OF SAYING WE WERE GOING TO GO SKATING TOGETHER
WE DID IT
AFTER ALMOST FOURTEEN YEARS OF SAYING WE WERE GOING TO GO SKATING TOGETHER
WE DID IT
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 AM
ATTENTION
AFTER ALMOST FOURTEEN YEARS OF SAYING WE WERE GOING TO GO SKATING TOGETHER
WE DID IT
AFTER ALMOST FOURTEEN YEARS OF SAYING WE WERE GOING TO GO SKATING TOGETHER
WE DID IT
Husband when I told him rink is open tonight too: LET'S GO :D
Husband now:
Husband now:
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Husband when I told him rink is open tonight too: LET'S GO :D
Husband now:
Husband now:
I am being brave and I'm going to attempt to ice skate.
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I am being brave and I'm going to attempt to ice skate.
here is a kitten to give you a smile
(i missed getting his sibling, who'd lined up behind him going ME NEXT, as we were at this point trying to, y'know, STOP THEM from climbing the screen lmao)
(i missed getting his sibling, who'd lined up behind him going ME NEXT, as we were at this point trying to, y'know, STOP THEM from climbing the screen lmao)
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
here is a kitten to give you a smile
(i missed getting his sibling, who'd lined up behind him going ME NEXT, as we were at this point trying to, y'know, STOP THEM from climbing the screen lmao)
(i missed getting his sibling, who'd lined up behind him going ME NEXT, as we were at this point trying to, y'know, STOP THEM from climbing the screen lmao)
typical trump supporter
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
typical trump supporter
Hold the fucking phone.
I have a number of pins that say "do no harm but take no shit" but I didn't want to wear them because they say shit on them and I'm going into a high school.
And then I look at the fucking car parked next to me...
I have a number of pins that say "do no harm but take no shit" but I didn't want to wear them because they say shit on them and I'm going into a high school.
And then I look at the fucking car parked next to me...
January 29, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Hold the fucking phone.
I have a number of pins that say "do no harm but take no shit" but I didn't want to wear them because they say shit on them and I'm going into a high school.
And then I look at the fucking car parked next to me...
I have a number of pins that say "do no harm but take no shit" but I didn't want to wear them because they say shit on them and I'm going into a high school.
And then I look at the fucking car parked next to me...
i am upset that i decided to check where this all came from and clicked into this reddit thread. it doesn't matter what you "got"! the thing is fuckin dying!
January 27, 2026 at 8:36 PM
i am upset that i decided to check where this all came from and clicked into this reddit thread. it doesn't matter what you "got"! the thing is fuckin dying!
what a sweetie. this is Jade <3
January 27, 2026 at 7:51 PM
what a sweetie. this is Jade <3
the art -> the artist
(it is possible that i need to trim her nails)
(it is possible that i need to trim her nails)
January 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
the art -> the artist
(it is possible that i need to trim her nails)
(it is possible that i need to trim her nails)
Omg it makes me so mad EVERY TIME lmao- it's because he was a prosecutor, so they have him on to talk about cases...he had HILARIOUSLY bad hair in some of them.
January 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Omg it makes me so mad EVERY TIME lmao- it's because he was a prosecutor, so they have him on to talk about cases...he had HILARIOUSLY bad hair in some of them.